Ski movie quotes

"so uhh simon after hitting this would you consider yourself a claim jumper?

"a what?"

"see its an interesting story..."

"ok nevermind"

"no really like say you're a miner.. say that i'm simon and this is my 50 acres to mine on and then when i go to town and get supplies or whatever.. you come over and mine all of my gold, then you'd consider yourself a claim jumper cause you just jumped my claim."

"Then i fuck you up?"

"well yeah if you could catch me or shoot me or whatever"

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oops

"i'm into a whole host of action sports including surfing, baseball, trimming my nose hair, looking at technical magazines and descriptions of point and shoot digital cameras"
 
'why is tanner so good in one sentence'

'well to me, i think tanner does not see the difference between video games and real life'
 
Land Shark!= Best ever Boyd Easliy

Chillin, that or the stomp, got to love the stomp!
 
my level of radness just cant be quantified.

theres something about mcconkey. pretty much everything he says in that movie is priceless
 
the whole tj schiller narration skit in war

"pop, set, grab, fourpoint"

"chris o connnelL, CHRIS O CONNELL, CHRIS o connnel"

so funny
 
^ bahaha i loved that.

"i mean... thats when everyones like ohh i didnt get the grab or he got the grab i mean just like photoshop whatever... wait is this thing on? i would NEVER photoshop anyone higher in the photo. EVER"

and his wrestling in teddybear crisis

"thats fuckin it..." picking up the tv.
 
"well heres how i really knocked out my teeth: we were sessioning this kicker and i wanted to go really big on a double backflip because the schrabs were there..."

anthony b.
 
damn i was just about to say the gagnier one, Im surprised no one said that one until your post.

"People suing ski resorts should be shot"-Scot Schmidt

guy-"How the fuck do you get that good. Get a fuckin job and a life. You can't be that good unless you do nothing but that."

Josh Berman-It's all some of them do

guy-"Oh, it's awesome man"

Berman-I've never seen any of that iron cross business but...

"Well, I don't know if there's a different name for it. Fucking, like this[crosses feet], skis up, grab on the back[grabs imiginary ski]. You make a big fucking cross in the air."

Josh Berman-"I've seen it in the magazines"

"Iron cross, they call it out west. They call it iron cross out west. skis, like this[crosses fingers], make a big fuckin cross in the air. You take your skis and cross them like that[crosses feet to show steele spence], you pull you leg baack up and grab[grabs pretend ski again].It's fuckin sick."

Berman-"Oh I've heard of it"

guy-"It's fuckin sick"

berman-"Crazy"

guy-"I've tried it. It's a hard-ass fuckin move, off a straight jump, but not not fuckin turning man. defineately not going up and back in. Fuckin sick. so that'll be pretty cool. So you guys are gonna slide the railing huh?" "on skis?"

berman-"oh yeah"

guy-"Do you guys rollerblade too"
 
shit, i was about to say that...

"i almost hit my head on that rock... i thought i was going to dead"

hahahaha. laugh my ass off
 
i could be mistaken, but i believe that this was freedle coty talking to the gentleman, not josh berman. correct me if im wrong though
 
"Nice lip!"

"Yea, it's this new trick I've been working on, its called, uh, 'Tooth in Mouth'. I've been working on it for like 4 seasons now, and I think I've got it, think I've got it coming, I mean, I've got that hole, and yeah. All my friends back in the geeto will like it."

-TJ Schiller
 
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