Ski Lingo

[Rossiafterbang]

There are tons of ski terms that dont make sense to people who dont ski, what is the weirdest, funniest, or your favorite term. (trick name, grab name, etc.) mine is tranny finder

 

[steezyjibber]

mashed potatoes

 

[Parks.]

just go watch stept skate on snow, some pros have some interesting way of saying things.

 

[Agamemnon]

nollie lip stalefish disaster on the down flat diggity down

 

[Peter.]

"finding trannies" is the biggest one that comes to mind

2 meanings that couldn't be more different from the skiing and average person perspective

 

[Rossiafterbang]

that sounds like a different language bro

 

[Parks.]

no it sounds like a sub language of the urban youth language, commonly known as "JIVE". it seems to directly relate to the is "JIVE" but allied to skiing

 

[freeskiier16]

Ched or Cheddachode

 

[L.WALL]

hippy killah

 

[Threshy]

What if I did a screaming seamen over that donkey dick, then hit the boner box and did a late 180 blunt.

 

[Lambsizza]

Me and my freind were riding first day of the season a few years ago and i tried a rail for the first time and he screamed "yorgieshmorgy" at me and my skis slid out and I fell on my side and sprained my wrist so now we call the rail yorgie

 

[Lambsizza]

Me and my freind were riding first day of the season a few years ago and i tried a rail for the first time and he screamed "yorgieshmorgy" at me and my skis slid out and I fell on my side and sprained my wrist so now we call the rail yorgie

 

[John18_6]

Just screamin seamened into that fat tranny. Then I scorpioned on a dub blunt 3.

 

[Amarino]

Classmates and teachers get confused when I say "Future Spins"

 

[life_is_hood]

Anything that has to do with donkey dick rails. i.e. "I nailed that dick", "took the dick to the ass", "almost took a dick to the face there", etc.

 

[tcurle]

It's all jiberish to me.

 

[DockEllis]

I have received some good looks from strangers when talking about the amazing face shots I got that day.

 

[Ender]

Ray charles: because you're blind the whole way

 

[bakedpow]

death cookies

 

[hippy.]

no bueno

 

[PKNeison]

Dippin' in the sweet cherry pow pow.

Double donger.

 

[ohmyglob8]

i use steezus christ when describing something crazy cool looking/well executed

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

Ellen Degeneres cause you have to do a lot of scissoring

 

[[BoatsNHoes]]

Good one

 

[FulcraMedia]

i love to tap donkey dicks

 

[raymondcabral]

Pretty much anything including donkey dick, or screamin seamen makes non-skiers sound uncomfortable.

 

[perryhunter]

Yeah, I also terms like that! Finding trannies, and I really don't get it the first time!

 

[caderobinson]

Drop pillows. Hit lines. Clear the gap. Getting that shifty rode 5 japan on lock

 

[Glone]

all the words for cool shit. dope, dank, sick, ill.

especially the word STEEZY. No one knows what the fuck that means outside of skiing.

 

[Snazzy]

blind soul, D spin

 

[RonJeremiah]

K-feds

 

[Fitz_]

Donkey dink, screamin seamen

 

[Rossiafterbang]

go to brazil on a tranny finder

 

[op14]

I died laughing at this in the middle of the library at school. Thank you for making my day.

 

[FerrisBueller]

stomp tricksbutter shit

find trannies

drop pillows

find trees

do lines

that kind of stuff

but also the way phil talks:

lipslide tailpress back 2 bong bong bong

trucker blunt slide

unnatty le manuel jib to switch

rode seven stale

blunt frontside 180 back into da tranny

It can go on lol

 

[McLS]

Yeah people look at me really weird when i talk to a friend about some awesome tricks i saw

"Dude, he corked3 into a fat pillow, buttered that shit and tapped the tranny. Dude had so much steeze and that afterbang at the end was just dope. Good thing he didn't do too many futurespins to the like, gucci plateau, I hate spintowin..."

 

[jakflyer911]

The beef curtains are my favorite

 

[Gr0mo]

just describing rail tricks can be funny. People look at me like im crazy when i say " damn that switch lip blind swap 2 was steezy as fuck"

 

[Alakazam]

Drop kick front to back gap on gap off on the mario.

 

[dompuch]

ski slide blind sole

 

[NMMedia]

donkey dick. Gotta love talking about "270ing off the donkey dick" in front of people who have no idea what youre talking about.

 

[Parches]

babycrusher

 

[gombo8]

pole wacking. some people dont understand when they overhear me telling someone that this weekend was a stuggle and i had to wack my pole super hard to get all of it off. then i almost fell in it.

 

[Rossiafterbang]

that sounds more like a crime

 

[CKpolicy]

Andy Parry.

 

[Turkelton]

slashing, means peeing.

 

[ctaylor_98]

Cheese factoryEx - IDK driscoll is retarded

stomped:

Ex - I stomped that donkey dick

shredsaucing

Ex - the act of shreading in shredsauce

huck it

Ex - Huck it, you can do a triple backy on that 5 foot jump

 

[Peachbutt]

The gnar-gnar on one trail at my mountain is like something out of a fairy tale, so we started calling it gnar-gnarnia

 

[Jon_Taffer]

"You know its pronounced gibberish, right?"