Ski lingo

wow

"Tanner stopped blazin? hell i just blazed with a couple guys that quit last week.' -Bigj

"Tanner will make a good soldier. He will be hard to hit because he cant stand up straight." -Guddgalf17
 
cork.

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

JC TMC S3P
 
Drop

almost everything can be transfered over to snowboarding...always exceptions

It's only after you've lost everything that we are free to do anything.

Ski Every Day
 
hot carl

clevland steamer

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Any time is Miller time

'We could stop the melon trade. Then Kim Jong Il wouldn't be able to eat delicious melons and he would be furious,' said Ichita Yamamoto, a ruling party lawmaker. 'He would ask, 'Wh
 
"that was an ill switch butter on to the battleship to 450 out and then that switch 9 critical was sick too" say that to a random person that doesnt ski and theyd be like what the fuck did you just say??

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Clickity clank, clickity clank, the money goes into my piggy bank
 
HAHA, if you just took away the "n and the e" after it says Pube, then it would say "Pube My Skier".... haha

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
jibbnasty

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion, and an unspeakable drive for something new...for me there's skiing, nothing more, nothing less and it encompasses everything every day I'm out there." -Pep Fujas

 
snowboearding lingo is messed up man, backslide boardside lipslide

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
booter

I wish i were an oscar meyer weiner,

that is what i ruly want to be,

for if i were an oscar meyer weiner,

every one would be in love with me.
 
"would you like some hotsauce with your steamed potato juice?"...

dude, i thought it was all pretty similar to whatever snowboarders say

keep your filthy mits off me!

like playing leapfrog with a rhino #>#
 
"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

don't take me as a joke i'm no comedian,, too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin' weed again

 
Dope, nectar, shredding the gnar, and Word

'Have you ever masterbated w/ soap and then pee and it fucking hurts?' - T-money.

'Just steal a car, its like a 10 hour drive. Its mexico everyone drive's stolen shit.' - calskierX

'everytime my gf has a canker sore I just pop a
 
Cleaveland Steemer, rusty trobone

Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off

Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
 
"man that switch flat spin 7 mute to smooth as chicken switch 270 on switch up 450 out of that srail was totally gnar dude......siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

i LOVE skier lingo but i usually loose it during the summer so this thread will keep it in me

DFSC-Reprsent

 
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Dub V
 
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