Ski lift Rizz
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SlitherySnake
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this jackass is back?
one time i peed in your moms butt telepathically from the lift while she sidehit the rails below
one time i peed in your moms butt telepathically from the lift while she sidehit the rails below
MichiganCatFart
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14497748:SlitherySnake said:
Absolute Rizzly bear.
SchizoSkier
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I said “I don’t bother putting the bar down, I already fell for you” to the cute liftie girl at breck then I broke my back and ribs and lung in the park on the way down lmfao
SlitherySnake
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14497868:SchizoSkier said:
worth it 100%
Michigan_Sucks
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14497809:dognuts said:
I was dumbfounded when I was told it was short for charisma. Is this how old people feel? I'm only fucking 24.
BigmoneyMatt
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14497941:Michigan_Sucks said:
and you still live with ur ma, sheeeesh
Michigan_Sucks
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14497960:BrotherB said:
Sadly, my monthly rent payment is more than your monthly pay.
BigmoneyMatt
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14497966:Michigan_Sucks said:
I trade currency lil man, u couldn't comprehend my monthly payments bubs.
profa_212
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14497960:BrotherB said:
i make decent money and you damn well bet if I lived in the same city as my parents Id be living with them for a couple years. Idk how else you're supposed to save 40k+ for a down payment when you're spending 1k+ a month in rent and hundreds in utilities then student loans etc.
also over 50% of adults under 30 live with their parents.
BigmoneyMatt
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14498042:Turd__Authority said:
Never said anything about rent, I give the landlord a handie every now and then in exchange for free tenancy.
Icant_kfed
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Only go for the liftys, people on the lift could be anywhere from 14 to 30 and all look the same, it’s a dangerous game
Young_patty
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S tier rizz is taking off your goggles and then just staring at them like this:
S/he’ll be all over you, a look can say a million words at once after all.
S/he’ll be all over you, a look can say a million words at once after all.
GrapeHunter
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14498748:UBlome said:
too bad u can't see any jumps at PC from the lift u fucking fruit pie
supremeblientele
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14498748:UBlome said:
ill take things that never happened for 400 alex
Icant_kfed
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14498748:UBlome said:
She whipped out a cock and put your micro to shame?
GnomesAreReal
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Rizz? Like harrazzment?
Newsheepers
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Guys I would have a really good story cuz I have ultimate rizz but no girls like my rizz it’s too good they often say I’m too fat or I’m ugly haha what a bunch of bozos thinking that little do they know I have their mother held captive and they have 24 hours to reply otherwise their mothers r mine #suchasillyboy #escapethematrix
BigPurpleSkiSuit
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was having a great convo with a lady on a lift one time who was a marine biologist till the conversation turned to the topic of dolphins and my friend who had been silent the entire ride chimes in with the, 'you know dolphins rape people?' Couldn't save it no matter how hard I tried.
SteezyYeeter
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14504399:GnomesAreReal said:
if harassment is the same thing as trying to get a girlfriend nowadays, then yeah, and that's not a bad thing.
GnomesAreReal
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14504737:SteezyYeeter said:
You must be type of dude who calls himself ’a nice guy’
SteezyYeeter
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14504892:GnomesAreReal said:
what does this mean
GnomesAreReal
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14504979:SteezyYeeter said:
im da biggest bird
Newsheepers
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Guys I found another member of the matrix slayers it’s a girl I rizzed up on a ski lift finally I only needed to tell her that her mother was locked inside my house and in order. To rescue her she needs be my gf #newyearsrizzalutions #ultimaterizz #sillyboy #rizzler
souljaboyfan2006
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Once upon a time, there was a young man named Jack who loved to ski. One day, while he was on a ski lift, he saw a beautiful girl named Rose sitting across from him. They struck up a conversation and quickly hit it off.
As they continued to ski together, Jack couldn't help but feel a strong connection to Rose. They talked about everything from their favorite ski runs to their hopes and dreams for the future. Jack found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with her with each passing moment.
By the end of the day, Jack was determined to tell Rose how he felt. They stopped at the top of a stunning mountain, surrounded by the beauty of the snow-covered landscape. Jack took a deep breath and said, "Rose, I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like I've fallen in love with you. I know this might seem crazy, but I just had to tell you."
To Jack's surprise, Rose smiled and said, "I feel the same way, Jack. I've never met anyone like you before."
Overwhelmed with happiness, they hugged each other tightly, surrounded by the stunning beauty of the mountains and the peaceful silence of the falling snow.
From that moment on, Jack and Rose were inseparable. They skied, laughed, and explored the mountain together, creating memories that would last a lifetime. And every time they hugged, they were reminded of that special moment on the ski lift when they first fell in love.
Years later, they got married on a mountain top surrounded by friends and family, and as they hugged each other after exchanging their vows, they were once again reminded of that magical moment on the ski lift. They spent the rest of their lives skiing, exploring, and creating memories together, never forgetting the day they fell in love.
As they continued to ski together, Jack couldn't help but feel a strong connection to Rose. They talked about everything from their favorite ski runs to their hopes and dreams for the future. Jack found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with her with each passing moment.
By the end of the day, Jack was determined to tell Rose how he felt. They stopped at the top of a stunning mountain, surrounded by the beauty of the snow-covered landscape. Jack took a deep breath and said, "Rose, I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like I've fallen in love with you. I know this might seem crazy, but I just had to tell you."
To Jack's surprise, Rose smiled and said, "I feel the same way, Jack. I've never met anyone like you before."
Overwhelmed with happiness, they hugged each other tightly, surrounded by the stunning beauty of the mountains and the peaceful silence of the falling snow.
From that moment on, Jack and Rose were inseparable. They skied, laughed, and explored the mountain together, creating memories that would last a lifetime. And every time they hugged, they were reminded of that special moment on the ski lift when they first fell in love.
Years later, they got married on a mountain top surrounded by friends and family, and as they hugged each other after exchanging their vows, they were once again reminded of that magical moment on the ski lift. They spent the rest of their lives skiing, exploring, and creating memories together, never forgetting the day they fell in love.
Newsheepers
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14505491:souljaboyfan2006 said:
#1 rule in life is not to dedicate your life to someone
Newsheepers
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Thats a big commitment
14505495:panman said:
STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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"Rizz" lol
sounds like something an out of touch Mom would say when trying to be cool around her HighSchool son and his friends.
sounds like something an out of touch Mom would say when trying to be cool around her HighSchool son and his friends.
SteezyKegs
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14506305:STEEZUS_CHRI5T said:
Hold old are you man
Newsheepers
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14506333:SteezyKegs said:
gonna have to back him up on this one its cringe seeing all these new words teenagers are making up
STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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14506333:SteezyKegs said:
Even in my 20's i know a stupid word when I see one.
GayWolf420
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Ski Lift Rizz when its really you guys just staring down at your skis each ride
BigmoneyMatt
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witnessed some lil rizzler catch some girls snapchat in the lift line today, dapped him up.
STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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14506655:BigmoneyMatt said:
**This post was edited on Feb 4th 2023 at 3:32:58am