The reason that Ganja can be considered a performance enhancer is:
A skier may be too much of a headcase to compete well if they don't burn one. So by burning one they enhance their performance. You know it's true. If you can't clean up your pee for the olympics you are fuckin' weak and your priorities need adjusting. Don't go there and fail the test, show up clean and ready to win fair and square. If you don't want to do that, then don't go, do your own thing.
Also, CONCEPT DUDE the olympics aren't gay, it's a venue for the best athletes in the world to compete with the other best athletes in the world. That attracts a huge audience of spectators. Those who are fortunate enough to attend the Olympics can feel a vibe that is unique, positive and diverse. It's a good feeling.
Hell yeah, pipe should be in the olympics!! It would be one of the most fun events to watch. Go Tanner, C.R., Candide, Sarah, Phil, and the rest of the contenders, you guys will be psyched with Olympic gold around your neck.