Ski fights

zylstra

zylstra

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Anybody got any good stories of fights that happened while skiing? i know most of the fights i get into happen at the mountain...this one time i was in line at the lift, and this kid behind me kept pokin my ski with his pole. i know the kid, i also hate him, but i'm not a dick so i turn around and tell him to stop. he does it more. i tell him to stop one more time. he pounds the tops of my skis a couple times and then starts laughing. i turn around and fucking bash his brand new teneightys that hes so proud of.(i had brand pretty new fugatives). he smacks me in the shoulder with his ski pole and i get on the lift. so at the top he comes up to me, alone, i'm with six more of my friends(this is my home mountain, i'm here everyday, and i know a lot of people there, hes a fudgie from downstate) he takes off his skis and poles and tries to start a fight. i keep mine on...this kid is so pathetic, seriously, that my friends and i leave, like its not worth it.anyway, later on that day one of my friends was just standing at the top of one of our hills steepest slopes and the little bitch pushes my friend off of the lip. he skis off but one run later we corner the bastard and beat him with our ski poles.

fun times

i was bored, so i wrote it down

 
i once got slapped across the face on the chairlift. some dude told me it wasnt cool to be a skier so i asked him why and was being really sarcastic and shit, and he reached across 2 other people and punched me in the face. he was quite a bit bigger then me so i shut up
 
In a Sara Silverman interveiw on the radio, she talked about how her brother almost got expelled from private school because he stabbed a kid right through the stomach with a ski pole cause they kept callin him a kyke or something ahaha I love it. It's just so.....McConkey.
 
i got into a fight with a snowboarder once, the dumass kept saying that skiers dont belong in the park and tryed to "remove" me. I then beat the shit outa him and he didnt come back to the park for the rest of the weekend
 
I was sitting in the lodge when a friend came in and said a bunch of kids called him a piece of shit from the lift. Now we hate that group of kifs, a bunch of fucking losers who wear bandanas, think they are the shit,etc. Well We went up the park lift and saw them, we told them to come up the likft. We meet them at the top and start yelling at them, and click out of our bindings, then there oldest member ( 17) says you guys cant hit us we are under 18. I laughed at him and called him at bitch,I was 15 at the time. Then they got scared and ran off like a bunch of bitches, they didnt say shit for the rest of the year.
 
some snowboarder knocked my bro over and when he went passed i hit him with my pole. it wasn't a hard hit. But he took his board off and came at me, he took his helmet off and tried to throw it at me. I kinda skied off to the side, he missed and i hit him real hard right above his eyes with my pole, i was merely 11, he was like 15. it was funny
 
i was at my local hill and this snowoboarder was had a fith in is hand and he was cutting through the line and to cops came and tryed to pull him out. it was too hard with his snowboard on so he kept trying to leave and then they eventually got him to take its board off and they took him away. it was funny
 
2 kids tried beating up my friend ateve, so my other friend ricky came up and was like u guys better stop. and noone knew he could fight so these 2 kids went after him and one kid threw a punch that ricky caught and then beat the shit outta the kid.

another time a kid stole goggles from a friend of mine and the steve kid mentioned earlier fought him and took the goggles back
 
you didnt shut up only because he was bigger than you he was also right. some snowblader came into the shop and told me how uncool skiing was and that the new in thing was snowblading.
 
these younger racers were sitting on the lip of a jump and i yelled get off and this faggot snowboarder and his crew were like shut the fuck up , i ignored it and skiied away but i came back up and i bombed the park to the bottom of the jump and they got back on it and i yelled get the fuck off

and the snowboarder pulls next to me at the bottom and goes what the fuck is your problem hes one of your own kind you jew.he started taking off his snowboard cus i pushed him and skiied towards the lift and my friend bucked at his friend.

Turns out nothing really happened once we got to the top again cus we totally out numbered him and his friends and he didnt even wanna go 1v1 even thyough he out heighted me
 
On behalf of real snowboarders, dont let the posers who think they are cool and snowboard and think that skiing is gay. they arent a good exampl;e of real snowboarders. most snowboarders (myself included) think skiers (twintippers that is) are cool and do sick stuff.

 
me and my friend were on the lift and this boarder looks up at us and calls us bitches so my friend says fuck you and the dude told us to come down there....so the hardasses that we are we proceed to meet him and he sits there and doesnt say anything so we just leave...a few runs later sure enough the same guy falls infront of us so its the perfect oppertunity to spray him...which me and my friend both do...so then he sees us in the lift line ..snaps out of his board and comes up to my friend and pushes him..well i guess every 1 in the lift line didnt like him or something cuz a few bigger guys jumped in and ski patrol came and kicked him out...i guess he was starting shit in the lodge a few weeks back or something..
 
this one time at work, the lesson i was supposed to teach got canceled and so i was ticket / leash checking the lift lines

this one boarder got so pissed at me, nearly threw his board at me, but then 2 of the ops guys walked by and they came to see what was up. they just stood there, and the boarder just booked it. it was so great.
 
nothing better to do, friends who ski, no good snowboard forums, NS has a lot of snowboard content
 
i was skiing one morning before the lifts open(instructor privilege, u know how it is)with a friend of mine..after a couple runs these kids that come up almost every weekend to our mt. started yellin shit at us from the lift not knowing we were instrsuctors...so when we got to the bottom of the lift(at this point i had on my board), the lift guy who i am friends with..shoveled a nice chuck of snow onto the tail of my board after i told him about the kids(he was cleanin the loading area), so on the way down when they went under...i had my friend tap my board with his ski pole and it dropped right on the mother fuckers head!

the kid totally ate shit and his friend, trying to go around him, fell on his ass and went back-first into the pad on the ski lift tower....ahhh good times at Cannon Mt.
 
So my township has ski trips every friday. Basically every Friday, the whole community goes to the local mountian and skis till the mountian closes at night. So one trip, my older bro and a bunch of his friends saw this kid with a HUGE puffy jacket(he skied). SO him and a couple of his friends decide to follow him around EVERYWHERE for the rest of the night on skis and call him "marshmellow". So as the night progressed, more kids got on in the action and about an hour before the resort closed, there were about 30 kids from the community following this kid(and some of his friends) around calling him marshmellow. so the kid stops and was like " let me call me friends and well all beat the shit outta eachother and see who wins" so we all meet at one place and everyone takes their gloves, skis, hemlets, etc off and "marshmellow" calls my bro out(thinking he would pussy out) so my bro goes out and is says " ready to get ur ass kicked" and the kids like "shit" (realizing my bro isnt a pussy) and puts his skis on and skis away. so the whole community follows him and halfway down the mountian, he stops and was like " wat did i do to u" no one says anything and 5 kids start to shove him. at first he doesnt do anything but then he pushes a kid back. we look up the mountian and the middle linebacker on varsity football team comes flying down on skis full speed and LEVELS the kid. it was halirous.
 
i was skiin with some of my buddies and these two snowborders start yellin and talkin shit to us....so one of my friends just walks up and pushes the kid downn....the way he did it was funny as hell
 
although thats a very funny story, the kid did nothing to you guys(at first) and then got surrounded by a shitload of kids then owned by a beast. brutal
 
this fucking faggot ski bladder got pissed and started cussing shit at us when we were "apparently" in his way while hiking the rail to fully sesh it. and my friend greame just doesnt take shit from anybody so he went and decked him right out.

good times.
 
i was waiting on the lift line with my buddies and all of a sudden i get bashed in the head with a snowball and i was in a bad mood already from a nasty fall i had from the previous run so i throw down my skis in a fit of rage and i yell "who the fuck threw that!" and evrey1 gets outta the way and the only kid left is this snowboarder and he gets all in my face telling me he tried hitting his friend so im like if i get hit with another fuckin snowball im gunna kick ur ass mind u this kid was quite a bit bigger than me so i walk back in line not even a minute goes by and i get hit with another snowball and this time it goes down my jacket and down my shirt i was fuckin pissed i go up to the kid im yelling at me "what the fuck did i just tell u r u fuckin retarted finally the kid is like yo syr man it wasn;t me im like w/e fuck u" so i walk away to a crowd applausing my angryeness towards this kid thats my fight story and i found out later on it was this kids brother i no from the other school in my town haha
 
To the kid who started this thread, and anyone who's had a similar experience.

"Rat-packing" is not cool. That kid may be pathetic, but at least he had the balls to stand up to you and your friends by himself.

So you and your friends ganged up on one guy. Wow. Now that's something to brag about. Next time if you, or one of your friends has a problem, be a man and try facing it one-on-one.

And for all you rat-packers out there, hopefully you'll have this experience one day:

http://youtube.com/watch?search=mike+vallely&v=iEvoSdgCX2E

 
many fights have come close on the mountain when me, stevens, mcummins152, and others have sat somewhat in the trees and as boarders, ski patrol, jerks, and such pass by, we hurl snowballs at them. its loads of fun. esp when they stop and are like "what the hell" then you throw one when there talking right to you
 
i was up at wachusset one day and was waiting in line to hit a box with a couple other snowboarders. so this lil kid skier goes for it and totally wrecks himself. this dickhead snowboarder yells out, "you dont belong in the park you poser, get the fuck out". i say to him " dude shut the fuck up hes just learning, you dont have to be a dick about it, its assholes like you that ruin the park" so he looks over at me, gets up and unstraps his board. I unclip my skis and we start having a stare down. hes talking all this shit and his boys are all like "ohhh skier gonna get his ass beat". i just keep staring at him. he fakes like hes gonna punch me and stops his fist about an inch away from my face. i dont flinch at all. i tell him to move his ass before i break his arm. him and his little buddies all get there boards and jet. meanwhile the kid who bailed is watching and comes up and thanks me for sticking up for him. i felt pretty cool afterwards
 
i was on a tag-along trip with race tem and i was just there to "help" but i skiied with my friends the whole time. so there is this hilly sopt on one of the runs so we decide that we will bomb the hill and then jump off the large bumps. so we are all next to each other and and then we get down to the big bumps and there is some old guy doing the snowplow and the kid farthest away from this guy when we were in the line didnt see him so when we tryed to move over he almost all bit it. so we get to the bottom kinda bummed that we didnt get to do the "bumps" so we are waitng in line and the old guy who was snowplowing comes up to me and says, "hey kid who do you think you are racing down the hill like that huh?" and i was like,".....wat?". so he tells me that i almos made him "jump out of the water"-wat ever that means- and i told him sorry and he gave me this big speech about how young kids have no respect and hes yelling at me infront of all these people and im about to laugh. so i said ok and got on the chair lift and it was funny because i didnt even hit the old guy, one of my other friends did.
 
when i was in les deux alpes we were at the bottom of the park and me and one of my friends were unclipped and sitting down at a hut, then this french snowboarder comes past us chucking chairs out the way and rides straight across our skis and stamps them a couple times, so im like 'what the fuck!!!' and he just turns round,shrugs and bends over to strap his other foot in, so my friend sitting beside me chucks a snowball and hits him in the ass. The snowboarder stands up,turns around and looks at us, and im trying not to laugh so hard. He unstraps both feet and picks up two handfuls of snow and starts wallking towards us speaking french. we're sitting down and he's standing right over us and throws snow in our faces, so me and my friend stand up and shout at him , meanwhile he's talking some french shit, and we were about to start a fight but a park worker came and split it up. it was so funny,by the way we were 15 and he was like 20.
 
T-man is oooooozing with sarcasm right now hahahah.

But this year, my hill has a ghetto ass tow rope. And some super drunk guy on his board cut in line, so they turned off the rope to get him to go to the back. And his drunk ass wouldn't let go of the rope and go to he back of the line bahahahah. It was so funny. But anyways, my big ass ski coach steve decided to "intervene", and my other coach bowie tagged along. It was so funny cause the guy wanted to fight them, but he was soooooo drunk he was just falling over and stuff hahah. But no punches were thrown, he just attempted to hit steve with his board. Which also, i might add, failed horribly due to his extreme drunkeness. But long story short the cops came and took him away hahahahaha.
 
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