Ski Fails

I liked using my ski pole to push my friends lead snowboard binding to backside. He would immediately catch an edge and get a concussion every time.
 
I liked using my ski pole to push my friends lead snowboard binding to backside. He would immediately catch an edge and get a concussion every time.
 
I like lowering my friends dins before we ski no fall zones! It's so funny watching them tomahawk down cliff faces???
 
I love sprinkling little rocks on side hits, its so funny watching my homies destroy their bases! Oh wait, that was just early season big sky, never mind.
 
Once had an unexpected deep day at the hill. The place was empty. A friend of mine did some bootpacking to access some inbound drops. As I was assessing the snow quality and building a transition, a asked her to check snow quality in the landing. While getting mentally ready, I yell down: “If I land head first, will I be ok?” And she answers yes without delay. I hike up the transition run and went for it.

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081555/IMG-7387-mov[/video]

I looked back at the footage and notice how everything was wrong except the crash. It was blurry, looked tiny but looked like fun. On the chair up, I decide Im doing it again!

This time I nailed it! Bindings held! (Proof upon request) I was laughing for a week from that day.
 
My dad ate shit once when dropping into palisades and he slammed so hard his pants fell off and he ragdolled like half a mile
 
I’ve posted some of these before but these are pretty hilarious

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081562/IMG-9715-mov[/video]

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081563/cm-chat-media-video-1-cdddedbc-a336-579c-b747-169631169cdf-2-2-0-mov[/video]

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081564/My-Movie-mov[/video]
 
If anyone was at tline last may and saw a guy under the chair try to nollie off a knuckle and then tomahawk 4 times on hardpack and also instantly delam his ski that was me ;) can’t wait for next spring
 
i'm usually really scared of hitting jumps, so i pizza before the takeoff and always end up knuckling. i've kind of taken it for granted at this point, and decided i might as well embrace it. it still hurts though so i thought i would practice by jumping off the chairlift onto flat ground, but this just broke both my legs and now i can't walk ?
 
I like to bring a multi tool to parks and unscrew the screws on boxes so people catch an edge and fuck up their skis.
 
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081605/ronin-backie-crevice-mp4[/video]

You can hear the whole chairlift groan
 
14568296:eat_snow said:
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081605/ronin-backie-crevice-mp4[/video]

You can hear the whole chairlift groan
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Hearing the people on the chair react was priceless.
 
[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081658/IMG-2351-mov[/video]

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081659/IMG-1319-mov[/video]

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081660/IMG-2540-mov[/video]
 
classic bucked off the lip[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1081759/1BF8CB56-DA07-4535-AE08-ABD5574EC0B3-2-0-a-mov[/video]
 
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