Ski drunk

jp14

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So the other night, at my mountain, i got drunk. It was so fun, cause how many times when youve been drunk, you were like fuck i wanna ski so bad. I didnt do any crazy shit cause i knew i would just fuck myself up, but if you ever get the chance, its fun to just cruise around the park. i know some of you think im dumb. fuck it.
 
on the lift the other day this guy was passing around a flask of JD, it was so dope, he hooked it up, we played pass the flask the whole ride, I WAS SO WARM AFTER
 
my thoughts and my actions exactly.

yes it might not be the smartest thing I do but whatever, it's fun and when your with a group of friends it's even better.
 
new years eve i had a pint of captain and like 5 beers at the mountain, hit a mogul and completely destroyed myself. it was so fun. i couldnt get my skis on my feet after. i had to lay down and have my friend snap them on my feet. its not the smartest idea, but it sure as fuck is fun
 
a friend of mine snowboard's drunk every time he goes... he swears by it.

Its this crazy drunken master effect, like you think the guy is drunk but then like BAM! he's broken your toes and stolen your girlfriend.

but instead he is on a snowboard. you know?
 
Last St. Patty's I filled up the good ole hydration pack with some keg brew from the green kegs and green eggs....I got the spins on the slopes cause there were too many people...it was fun for a while but got old too quick...so life lesson...if you ski drunk...don't ski too drunk...
 
in park city, it is totally legal to ski drunk, provided that you don't ski past a slow sign too fast. the latter can carry the same penalties as a drunk driving conviction, however.
 
whenever i have like 4 or 5 drinks is when my game with the ladies is prime, i figured if i had that many and went skiing my confidence would be too high and i would try shit and wreck myself. im too scared to try it.
 
so much fun ill strait air jumps in the park and maybe try a lil something but my balance is usually fucked
 
I don't think I've been on skis long enough to be able to do that. I'd probably wreck myself just making my way down the mountain trying to ski drunk. Have one or two drinks and then go ski, now that I can handle.
 
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