Ski Confessions

[Z_Benesch]

Sometimes when walking alone next to a curb I jump on it like its a rail, switchup, 270 out, afterbang, then carry on with life wishing there was snow

I literally do this all summer long

 

[percs]

When I look at my reflection I pretend my nose is a steep AK spine and I'm making turns down it.

 

[_anderson_]

When it's summer and I have a free day, I lock myself in my room and watch every TC episode over again.

yes

 

[_anderson_]

Ive seen every episodemof TC at least 3 times

 

[galardogod]

i get a hip cramp when i ski switch

Actually thought I was the only one this has ever happened to

 

[RimJobber]

I'm afraid to do spins. And rails. And anything in the park. But I dress like a park rat.

 

[frickindarn]

I'm afraid to do spins. And rails. And anything in the park. But I dress like a park rat.

Never had a problem with this. at least you don't look like a racer just doing groomers.

 

[THEE_wizard]

Sometimes when walking alone next to a curb I jump on it like its a rail, switchup, 270 out, afterbang, then carry on with life wishing there was snow

I do this all the time.

 

[a_burger]

I spend a large amount of time drawing new ski areas on topographic maps and with the line tool in google earth

 

[Atomika09]

When I was a kid, I used to do tree runs in race skis. I also sprayed the lift queue and cut in between their legs to get to the front. yup, I was a cunt.

 

[gapersarefriends]

i didn't own skis this year and rode demos

 

[elinde]

I do like half of these haha. Especially imagine myself in an edit and do rail tricks on curbs and rails and other stuff. Lip on blind 2 and 4 has been my recent favorite. Sometime I just do 3s and 5s and 7s just on the ground and people think I'm really weird.

 

[gaper_assasin]

When i listen to music i imagine myself in an edit. All the clips are there in my head, including the ski lift time lapse and the clipping into my bindings shot. such a sick edit every time, unfortunately i can't do any of the tricks i imagine and I hate waiting around to do filming so i never get to make these edits

i do this too, im not alone!!!

 

[patt.]

Every time I see a hand rail I think, "Can I hit this?" Even if I can't, I still imagine myself sliding it.

 

[Skibumsmith]

My girlfriend and my skis have to compete for me, and she loses

I dated a girl on ski patrol. She still lost.

 

[Hoffman_]

i spend all summer scoping out rails, but never actually do any of them.

like this one in Northbrook Il:http://imgur.com/CrYJWHo

(btw it's so perfect)

 

[gohamsam]

i play shredsauce while listening to my ski playlist for a solid 6 hours every day of summer

 

[balzach]

I dream about skiing almost every night. When I don't I really miss it

 

[uyghur]

Every day on my way home I imagine how sick it would be if I got the snow to cover the mountains around me and how sick the terrain would be

 

[RubberSoul]

When I look at my reflection I pretend my nose is a steep AK spine and I'm making turns down it.

wow dude you just upped the ante in the crazy department. props

 

[imetherd]

I do like half of these haha. Especially imagine myself in an edit and do rail tricks on curbs and rails and other stuff. Lip on blind 2 and 4 has been my recent favorite. Sometime I just do 3s and 5s and 7s just on the ground and people think I'm really weird.

everyone thinks I'm so weird for this.

 

[Substitute]

I don't like talking to other skiers at school that I don't ski with.

 

[Easy-E]

I dated a girl on ski patrol. She still lost.

hahaha at least yours gave skiing a chance

 

[seanahue.]

i spend all summer scoping out rails, but never actually do any of them.

like this one in Northbrook Il:http://imgur.com/CrYJWHo

(btw it's so perfect)

Hahaha no way, my mom used to take me sledding on that hill when I was just a wittle guy. Greenbriar Elementary ftw

My confessions:

I enjoy snaking people.

I hate goggles.

I spent all my college grad money (including savings bonds from my deceased grandfather) on ski gear.

At my bellman/valet job, I constantly lie to tourists about conditions, where the best skiing is, etc, to keep them away from the areas I like to ski.

...and I ripped a wicked fart in Dumont's Tundra just before opening the door for him.

 

[SkierPT]

I don't think I've spun more that a 450 my opposite way of spinning (to the right)

 

[_anderson_]

I'm afraid to do spins. And rails. And anything in the park. But I dress like a park rat.

You realized we are going to get married

 

[_anderson_]

i didn't own skis this year and rode demos

Same story bruh

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

When I run down the steps at my house I do 180 or 360 switch ups between stairs and 270 or 450 out at the end.

 

[m1k3vb]

GETTING DUMPED ON IS A GOOD THING

 

[m1k3vb]

oh shit wrong thread my bad

 

[RimJobber]

You realized we are going to get married

You realize i am a dude

 

[SteezyMagee]

I did more front 2s this season than I feel comfortable admitting to.

 

[_anderson_]

You realize i am a dude

Jus jokin bruh

 

[casey_cope]

I once skit my friends pvc rail without a helmet on. Please don't tell my mommy

 

[M.M]

i re watch chug life all the time

 

[m1k3vb]

My favorite ski film is Into The Mind

 

[dtwizzle]

I masturbate on the chairlift sometimes

 

[jellomellow]

I dress like a park rat and have some really good gear but i cant do a rail or spins. I can only do some grabs ad shiftys.

 

[linus_deboss]

I like snowboarders...

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

I can't skate worth shit, but when me and some buddies go o the skate park i hit the rails like im on skis in just my shoes. like 270 on, mad switch ups, 410 off. I can not do any of these on actual skis.

 

[Slowbro]

I haven't learned a new jump trick since 2014.

 

[vibecheck]

wtf is skiing I dont actually know what it is ?

 

[r00kie]

Called last run once, nothing happened.

 

[Ghost_BLandzV2]

Called last run once, nothing happened.

Liar

 

[little1337]

No the rail wasn't sticky, I just suck

 

[oldmanski]

I started at a young age skiing, I snowboarded for a few seasons after it became the popular thing to do. I came back to skiing when twin tips showed up.

 

[shinbangclan]

rails suck and they're hard

jumps are way more fun

 

[asparagus]

sometimes i mute the edit and play my own music over it

 

[WisconsinDogfart]

my mom wont let me buy skis even though i have the money

 

[vibecheck]

my mom wont let me buy skis even though i have the money

being 14 SUCKS