Ski chicks
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GayWolf420
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im 23 and live with my family but smoke a ton of weed and ski a bunch so take that, incels
BedBugDoug
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14053116:_GHOST said:
You are a fukn weirdo
xxACIDTRIPxx
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14053132:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Spoken like someone with no money smh
xxACIDTRIPxx
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14053136:Chubz. said:
Alexa play creep by radiohead
xxACIDTRIPxx
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14053153:BedBugDoug said:
A weirdo who can do what he wants ?
BedBugDoug
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14053205:_GHOST said:
Could you fund a private trip to the moon?
ALMIGHTYSOSA
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dey rachat stey awhey
FruitBootPro
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Imagine believing that women actually ski or care about skiing
FruitBootPro
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14054139:CLQ said:
I was 100% kidding lmao I know
Guess it just didn't come off right
ChadThundercock
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What the fuck
connecticunt
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13886387:FIRAT said:
dolla make me holla
dolanslebensraum
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Ask them if they want to come to the terrain park with you, then spin to win until the panties start dropping.
If you suck at park then get some really cool outerwear and long twins to make it look like youre a good skier. I had the same sessions jacket that rainville wore in yearbook a while back and it took one gondola ride wearing it for this 9/10 girl who hopped on it with me to ask to ski with me and later she came back to our condo. Is sessions even still in business btw?
Sking without poles might help too, depending on whether or not the girl knows going without poles makes it harder and requires more skill/talent
If you suck at park then get some really cool outerwear and long twins to make it look like youre a good skier. I had the same sessions jacket that rainville wore in yearbook a while back and it took one gondola ride wearing it for this 9/10 girl who hopped on it with me to ask to ski with me and later she came back to our condo. Is sessions even still in business btw?
Sking without poles might help too, depending on whether or not the girl knows going without poles makes it harder and requires more skill/talent
-eREKTion-
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14053116:_GHOST said:
wat? Every 20 year old I've ever met who flexes their money sells fucking Herbalife and calls themselves and 'entrepreneur'.
xxACIDTRIPxx
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14057013:-eREKTion- said:
Dont tell everyone my secret mate
oldmanski
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I want to know if the Virgin King got any numbers since this post was made 2 yrs ago.
There are plenty of ladies out on the hill shredding it up, for the most part they are out having fun like yourself at that moment. Catch them in the lift line and compliment them on their outerwear, skis, boots, anything to strike up a conversation. Be nervous but try not to let it show too much. Show them confidence, like you are dropping into a big booter you have hit many times prior. Most likely you will make some small talk and the rest will come naturally, dont brag about yourself, wait until you have gone out a few times until you start telling them how cool you are, let them figure that out on their own. After that, you will be on like Donkey Kong.
There are plenty of ladies out on the hill shredding it up, for the most part they are out having fun like yourself at that moment. Catch them in the lift line and compliment them on their outerwear, skis, boots, anything to strike up a conversation. Be nervous but try not to let it show too much. Show them confidence, like you are dropping into a big booter you have hit many times prior. Most likely you will make some small talk and the rest will come naturally, dont brag about yourself, wait until you have gone out a few times until you start telling them how cool you are, let them figure that out on their own. After that, you will be on like Donkey Kong.
Titus69
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14058292:oldmanski said:
Do what I do when I see a hot girl on the mountain, wait til shes in sight of you either on the lift or near the feature and drop in doing a dope trick for her and she'll say "wow he just cork 9'd that??I should totally bang him" hasnt worked yet, maybe one day.
ThatSkiierKidd64
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14053205:_GHOST said:
This is the ugliest chick on NS right now.
xxACIDTRIPxx
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14058333:ThatSkiierKidd64 said:
Ugliest chick?
oldmanski
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14058341:Senpai said:I actually did get a number, but it wasn’t on the lift it was actually in the line lmao. We talked for like 4 months and then she moved back to the states ?.
Cool! Do you keep in contact? As you know it, they are a human, just like you. Talk to them like one and they usually will talk back to you.
acidboomsskiing
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at least
13885187:iFlip said:
AlmostCooler
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13886387:FIRAT said:
Right on everything except “You pay” lmao. Don’t waste your money on random girls, it’s kinda sad and she won’t be impressed
FruitBootPro
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14058908:AlmostCooler said:
Yeah my parents tried telling me I was supposed to cover the girl's meal on first dates, which sounds like sucking up to me. If y'all got a thing really going tho that's different
Sno-Void
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How to be respectful to women
-Ask them how the hill is, say its your first run, ask where they've been skiing.
-Ask if they're there with their university ski club, whether answer yes/no, ask if they go to school and where.
-Ask when the last time they were at that hill.
-Comment on their skis/equipment, say you've never owned that brand, ask how they are.
-Ask if they know any good nightlife/ apres spots, what they'd recommend after.
-Ask them how the drive out was, if they say they took the ski bus, offer them a ride home but say they have to pay (equality)
-Ask if they want to ski another day, offer or ask for phone number
Its important to have women in skiing so be respectful. Because i'm sure women don't want NS incels ruining their schmood. Remember that you like the same activity so focus on that. Everyone likes sex but you have to approach it in the right way. So yeah. dont blow it.
-Ask them how the hill is, say its your first run, ask where they've been skiing.
-Ask if they're there with their university ski club, whether answer yes/no, ask if they go to school and where.
-Ask when the last time they were at that hill.
-Comment on their skis/equipment, say you've never owned that brand, ask how they are.
-Ask if they know any good nightlife/ apres spots, what they'd recommend after.
-Ask them how the drive out was, if they say they took the ski bus, offer them a ride home but say they have to pay (equality)
-Ask if they want to ski another day, offer or ask for phone number
Its important to have women in skiing so be respectful. Because i'm sure women don't want NS incels ruining their schmood. Remember that you like the same activity so focus on that. Everyone likes sex but you have to approach it in the right way. So yeah. dont blow it.
BedBugDoug
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Offer her a drink of the whiskey from ur flask that you roofied, but to show her it's safe take a few big glugs urself and then boom ur roofied and she will take advantage of you. But jokes on her cuz u wanted the $ex.
AlmostCooler
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14058951:buyfulltilts said:
100% agree. I once had a girl tell me she was offended that I didn’t pay for her on an evening first date at a local coffee spot...
while in in the middle of making out in my bed later that same night.
Girls will say one thing and do another, I honestly don’t understand how they handle the cognitive dissonance but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯