Ski Chicks

i think its because they have vaginas, that is what i like, i have had kristi leskinen, smelled like fish

cody is cuter
 
ugly girls usually arent athletic, so they dont ski.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
^ look at jen ashton.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
overrated. ski chicks have big man-thighs.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
skier chicks have sexy, toned thighs!!!!

skiing is the kewlllest

and pretty much anyone is a million times sexier on skis!

werrrrrrd

Holla!
 
yeah some of them, the racers though have fuckin big legs.

What's next for you?

Have sex with hot chicks.

-Tanner Hall Interview
 
there are a bunch of little ski trizzles at mammoth lately. like 10+ chicks in main park every day

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
i wouldnt want to ski with a girl, its better when she waits at home and has supper ready for you.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
 
When my girl learns to love powder i'm gonna make her a calendar and restrict her ski days,so she doesn't get really muscled up.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
thats the lamest thing I've ever heard. Thigh size from powder skiing is still hugely affected by your body type. I ski pow all the time and have really strong legs but my build doesn't allow me to get huge thighs... it all depends on the body type, not how much pow you ski.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
some or most ski girls look good in full gear, then you see them in the lodge and your like Ahhh

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
^i second that.

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels.' ~2 Timothy 2:23
 
true true, but the good skier girls definitely have nice bodies. but i definitely see a lot more hot snowboard chicks than ski chicks at my mountain. is it like that for anyone else?

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
 
i think girls on snow blades are the sexsiest!!!

whats hotter than cute little mini skis????

nothing, I say...

girls+ski blades=HOT!

skiblades are the cooles......SIKE!!!

Holla!
 
of course you see more hot women on snowboards than on skis because there's more ladies ridin one board rather than 2.

having a girlfriend that can ski would be fucking great! then i wouldn't feel bad about taking off for a weekend to go skiing.

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
my cousin is a ski racer and she has mammoth thighs, every single muscle is so defined it looks like a body builder or something...so crazy, but its all good cuz she's strong.

i totally second the person who said its because there are more snowboarding girls than skiing girls so naturally more of them would be hot...

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-mariah
 
What is wrong with having muscle? I would never compramise my skiing ability for my vanity. Anyhow I think girls look good with muscular legs, unless you are going for the anorexic look.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
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Erich, why in god's name did you do that? I'm never looking in this thread ever again.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
o my fucking god that is disturbing. put that away for gods sake

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S3p Represent'

PBP Junkie

TMC For life

www.tmcmogul.com
 
yeah, you guys should see what her pussy smells like...and you thought she looked gross...

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my girlfriend skis it's alright, and yes I have gotten chair lift head. And yes we did have sex on a pool table in the college union. And yes I do fuck her on the rag.

 
why did you have to bring smell into that? balhh

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
imagine pickin those hairs outta yer teeth the morning after.....

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
I wouldn't go near that valley!

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
FUCK YOU, YOU BASTARD... thats the most horrid thing ive witnessed in my life.

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
dropped a 15 footer today and stomped it. how many girls do you see doing THAT?

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
just imagine their snatch after a day of hiking, youll never love a ski girl again

IM NOT A WIZARD! IM A SORCERER
 
hot babe

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
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