Ski Burning

i already burned a pair of skis by accident twin tipping them. ohh and if you want it to snow EAT CARROTS!!! It might sound weird, but trust me on this one.

 
done and done (as I reach for another carrot)

'skiing in the trees is like a box of chocolate ... You never know when your gonna get creamed nuts.'
 
ok, ill go loook for some carrots

and dont burnm the skis, send them back to the company and get another pair!

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

'Id rather change the image of skiing, and do in in my own style, than be a sheep'-Skogen Sprang

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOBEEDOO
 
i guess my obsesion towards carrots started one day last year when my mom told me to eat carrots. i told my mom i would only eat my carrots if she promised me it would snow. she said 'uhh ok' just thinking i was being an idiot, but then 3 days later i walked outside my house to three feet of snow. now wherever i go, i tell people to eat there carrots.

The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
 
cool my new signature looked like part of my story

The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
 
the carrots thing is soooo true, me and PhattBevan eat them all the time, it's pure mountain food.

- My Mom Says I'm Cool
 
i just ate some carrots a little while ago, and im spreading the word to all skiers i know to eat carrots

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

'Id rather change the image of skiing, and do in in my own style, than be a sheep'-Skogen Sprang

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOBEEDOO
 
DC man your my hero. you can join me in my mission of spreading the carrot word. and a freind at school has eaten carrots (a lot) ever since he was a little kid and his hands are noticably orange.

The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
 
on the magic schoolbus, arnold eats those seaweed things, that are orange in the middle. he turns orange, then the class shrinks and goes into his body to get rid of the orangeness before his big speech. ive seen that one like 3 times for some reason, ive only watched the magic school bus like 5 times in my life.

Your Chi is strong. My Cotton Shirt Is Stronger.

Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. I propose we strap pieces of toast to the backs of cats, buttered side up, and net them all together, the contraption, hovering inches above the surface, could link a monorail from Vancouver to New York.
 
on the magic schoolbus, arnold eats those seaweed things, that are orange in the middle. he turns orange, then the class shrinks and goes into his body to get rid of the orangeness before his big speech. ive seen that one like 3 times for some reason, ive only watched the magic school bus like 5 times in my life.

Your Chi is strong. My Cotton Shirt Is Stronger.

Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. I propose we strap pieces of toast to the backs of cats, buttered side up, and net them all together, the contraption, hovering inches above the surface, could link a monorail from Vancouver to New York.
 
YES!, im someones hero, go me, go me...ok, im done

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

'Id rather change the image of skiing, and do in in my own style, than be a sheep'-Skogen Sprang

DOO BEE DOO BEE DOOBEEDOO
 
there my signature now shows my feelings on life. join me guys, when you join my religious group you get to pick your own rank (as long as it doesnt sound cooler than mine)

Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
 
haha, you're a weed man, good on ya bro, anyone wanna join my cult of the busted up snowboarder who didn't eat carrots before a powder day??

- My Mom Says I'm Cool
 
I'm a weed man? Sence makes none to you. just kidding. damn that wasnt funny at all.

Prime founder and leader of the Eat your Carrots religious group. The snow god likes when you eat carrots.
 
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