Ski bunnies

dislike - girl park rats. no sorry, XXXL hoodie + skull candies =/= hot

like - casual girl skier or racer, usually rich family, hair in a braid or something
 
I love my ski bunny, she shreds it, and yes waaaay way waaay way cooler and better to hang out with than the average woman...
 
My snowbunny. Disregard my anti-steeze, this was 2 years ago
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I'll be honest. Snowboard chicks are way hotter than skier chicks. When I'm on the hill the last thing I care about is a girl that's hot off the hill, but looks super awkward on skis.

Girl skier park rats are way too hard to come by. Seems to be too few that are between the mannish thug look and the reserved gaper look. Then the big mountain girl shredders tend to be "one of the bros". Not gonna go after one of them.

And then there are the girl snowboarders. So fucking many that have that perfect balance of cute, girly, and mad steeze. For some reason they just look way less awkward than skier girls, and are automatically gorgeous.
 
gotta find a cute chick that skis park but doesn't look like a total dumb ass thug XXXXL doing it. Like my ski bunny.
 
It really depends, some chicks look really good in xxl shit, some girls look super shitty in tight spandex plus 90% on racing girls are total bitches.
 
I know this one chick, who SHREDS, and is so hot, I think bout her when I do things by my myself.....
 
I doubt anyone has even ever started up a conversation with the opposite sex on the mountain hahaha ( 12 year old adjusts tall tee and turns up the wu as he passes a girl while he is attempting to look steezy)
 
also, I agree, except going the other way. Something about men in snow suits.......
 
General rule of thumb is to add 1 scale point for every x on the tall tee. Just make sure they keep it on like a dress when your fucken them, never know whats underneath...
 
Before I begin my analysis of the typical female snow sport athlete, rant/ I REALLY dislike the term Ski Bunny. Almost like calling an attractive woman "adorable" or "precious." Super gay. /rant

As for chicks with sticks, here's the deal. They ALL look attractive, until the gear comes off.

All those layers can really hide what a girl is packing.

And goggles/helmet are almost as effective as a paper bag.

I know plenty of 6s that look like 9s in full gear.

Truly hot chicks on the mountain are few and far between and it's always a hit and miss because shits full of deception when the gogs come off.

Fingers crossed you meet a cute girl outside of the slopes who shares your passion. That's where it's at.
 
Hmm i definitely agree with you.
Also i would say that snowboarder guys are way hotter than skier guys. Skier guys always have this attitude that they are the best & hot shit.. blah blah.... So full of themselves, So annoying! Snowboarder guys are just relaxed, easy going, happy to be doing what they're doing, and way fucking fun to ride with. Sorry all you NSer's ; )
 
Agreed but it is only a certain type of girl skier. You get the idiots who have gone on three skiing holidays when they were 14 and then come back in a furry white northface coat at 20 and forget that unless you know how to ski properly.............................ya still look like a tit. Then there are the girls that can actually put some pressure on you in the park and on the slopes and they just make me dribble

 
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