Ski bible

NW_Rider

NW_Rider

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So my roomate and I (InTheFade11) have been making a ski/snowboard bible?Qaran/Kabala/whatever and were looking for some input on what to put it in and thought why not ask the whole ski community. I wanna actually make this like a real book once its completed.

So far the main points we have are an emphasis on chi and what creates a positive chi for the shred gods and some stuff about shred "profits" and places that are holy and every rider must attempt to make a "pilgramige" in there lifetime.

Any input would be awesome and hopefully we can get this shit started, Thanks NSer's!
 
Right on keep the ideas flowing! I love the ten commandments idea and was thinkin of somehow combining them with like a 5 pillars type deal.

also, what kind of places are good, what foods enhance chi or chee or however its spelled, or maybe even a whole new word alltogether? Rituals and music as well. Thanks for the help, +k to both!
 
Im not sure if thats how its spelled, it sounds like "chee". and Im pretty sure it comes from buhddism. Don't hate, the snow gods may spite you!
 
you know like you're chi...It's more common in among asian beliefs I think...It's sort of like their soul, or spirit or essence I guess... or your spiritual well-being and balance. its supposedly located around you're abdomen too...that's why when you see old school asians committing suicide they stab themselves in the stomach...right into their chi...hope that helped.
 
always wax right ski first.

always call out dropping for the gods.

something with the wholly afterbang

Tanner can be god

Tom Wallisch can be jesus

Sara Burke can be jesus's hot sister.

chads gap can be like mecca

all skiiers must take a trip to the west coast and ski one of the major resorts.

PC

Whistler

Hood

SV

Mammoth

basically the big ones.
 
i really like this. i would also make sure that you add something about steeze and everything surrounding it.
 
make a theoretical quandary about whether or not to use poles.

idk if that makes sense. i hope i used all my big words right.
 
There's gotta be something about taking a year off and travelling winter around the world, ski the biggest mountains and the ebst parks, shred some pow pow, huck some cliffs, spray some gapers, camping in the lot waiting for the first lift...anything that opitimises our best memories of teh sport.

Food is basically anything cheap, ramen, sushi, potatoes, bread, jam, canned produce...energy drinks (though the aren't cheap, they're regularly handed out by big companies, so freebies are good to)...there was a thread about this once.

And apostles? Everyone knows them, Olsson, Dumont, Hall, Fujas, Morrison, the guys who made the 1080, Plake, McConkey, Reardon, Coombs, Bishop, Armada, Line, 4FRNT, ect.

once again the people that opitimise skiing
 
Great ideas! I especially like the one for a need of a back story and to incorporate some philosophy as well. Keep in mind this is for skiiers and snowboarders alike, so any ideas on how they came from different beginings or what not but eventually emerged as a whole that generally rides together and such would be appreciated.
 
yea like follow in god and jesus's footsteps of steeze or somthing to attain great claim

haha

and from now on its steezus not jesus.

ohh and there should be like a confession, except its claim, where you make the claim to ski gods or whatever.

haha

this could be really fun.
 
dont call it a bible, that fictonal peice of shit is the reason that people kill each other, sacrifice, and corupt all that surrounds them. the youth is learning this day by day and soon they the bible will have as much of a relivance as Cliford, the big red dog! Besides what would be the translation for the moronic tale of Noah's ark? sorry if i sound like a dick
 
That was my 1st thought when i read this, i did my chamonix pilgramige 3 years back - simply epic, words cannot describe how unbeliveable the place is
 
make tom wallisch moses and then instead of the red sea, have a horrible blizzard that all us skiier have to fight to. oh and our enemies are out of state n00bs crowding lift lines and wearing camo
 
yo chill ou man, notice how I said "Bible/Qaran/Kabala/whatever", Im just refering to a spiritual book, this is for fun no need to preach any anti-religous propaganda here, relax this is about snow.
 
tom wallisch should be the prophet of steeze adn there should be some kinda of story about how t-hall went from everyone hating on him, to now everyone loving him
 
YOU SHOULD DEF INCLUDE SOMETHING ABOUT THE MAGICAL HERB THAT FUELS THE RIDER'S INNER CHI

woops sorry for caps. but fo realz.. deff need to justify the herbage in the bible of people who like snow sports.
 
how about food???
u know like the jewish rules about pork on fridays or however it goes.......
or the sacred pb&j sandwich on the lift??
 
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