Ski Areas that AREN'T open

R.Fahey

R.Fahey

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ok, i live in lawrenceburg indiana, and Perfect North SLopes isn't open yet......and it seems like we are about the only ones not skiing. i know this i9s false, but it feels so. If YOUR RESORT ISN'T OPEN TELL.. HERE

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my hilly willys arnt open. sunburst and little switz, closed as heck! its raining now. :-D

 
norstar is still closed.....even though every other go damn sierra resort is open...even mount rose.....damnit!

a conversation between two skiers:

skier 1 ' have you seen those new skis with the tips in the front and back yet'

skier 2 'no but I heard about those things'

Skier 1 ' yeah I don't see why they would want tips in the back...maybe they are try'n to copy those stupid snowboarders or something like that'

skier 2 'Yeah seems like kind of a stupid idea.'

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powderhorn! yeah... dec. 11. at least copper is open, and vail is opening soon

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Cannon mt not open till the 29th, but unfortunaately it rains all this week and is in the 50's so its prolly gonna be later

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southern ny is a no go

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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff

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aspen

vail?

crested butte

telluride

taos

monarch

steamboat

copper

winter park

a basin

loveland

breck

keystone

and wolf creek are all open though

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all the pocono resorts

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the east is having really gay weather, the big resorts managed to open with snowmaking cause of cold temps the last week and a half but seeing the weather is being bi-polar its back to temps like we had in september all weak, gonna fuck up the little amount of snow there is

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most shit in tahoe is open, but those that arnt open this weekend. I got up to kirkwood last weekend and they have some hella nice powder, but the groomers are still rock strewn, hey just be dodgy!

 
no Blue Mountain yet... I'm guessin another 2-4 weeks.

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our mountain is open with a sick temp park, 30 foot flat down, 48 foot battleship, 10 foot table, 25 foot table, 20 foot handrail, and they havent set everything up yet!

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Just found out northsar is opening this weekend. it's about time!

a conversation between two skiers:

skier 1 ' have you seen those new skis with the tips in the front and back yet'

skier 2 'no but I heard about those things'

Skier 1 ' yeah I don't see why they would want tips in the back...maybe they are try'n to copy those stupid snowboarders or something like that'

skier 2 'Yeah seems like kind of a stupid idea.'

ski-unit
 
the most southern crappy area... virginia... will never open...

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west mountain, gore, whiteface, urban jibs, troy, lake george, my backyard....this fucking sucks man

Mike Rogge

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west mountain, gore, whiteface, urban jibs, troy, lake george, my backyard....this fucking sucks man

Mike Rogge

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west mountain, gore, whiteface, urban jibs, troy, lake george, my backyard....this fucking sucks man

Mike Rogge

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calabogie is not open, pakenham is not open, and both wont be becasue i live on the east coast and pakenham is no bigger then a hill in ur backyard, calabogie has the highest elevtiono in ontairio buit no snow, i just skied mt saint sauver on sat it was sick, its 3 hours from my house and it was all fake snow

 
ya, here in grand rapids, we havent even started to blow snow yet... crystal and boyne shouldnt be long tho, im hopin thanksgiving weekend like last year

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
Nashoba Valley (a.k.a. NoSnowBa Valley), still closed, guns set, but no hoses hooked up yet, and the weather has definately not been cooperating.

 
we only use natural snow because theres not enough money for snowguns and the hills to small so itd be pointless so we always have nice soft landings no matter what unlike some places where everything is icy as hell

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you think all the resorts in the catskills will be open by december 6th? my and like 15 of my friends have a trip planned for windham. this rain sucks balls man!

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Western New York-nothing, not even any man-made yet. Hopefully next week it gets cold enough though. Its supposed to be like mid 60s this weekend

 
grand geneva hopefully dec. 12

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yeah calabogie wont be open for a while...fortune as well, pretty much all the small hills around here wont be open until the middle of december. it sucks...

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Alta isnt open :( but it opens tomorrow baby and its going to be a sick pow day!! 14 more hours.....

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novemeber 15th opening...oh wait that date passed and weve been open for 2 weeks how soon i forget

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Mt washington vancouver island opening dec 6 hopefully

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all of the rest of them will open this weekend though

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