Ski area one liners

[Jro.]

Sugarloaf: SETH WESCOTT!!!!1!

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Diamond Peak: If you're over 10 or under 60, you won't fit in here.

Homewood: Come be exceptionally surprised. Tell no one.

Heavenly: Cause it's cheaper than a trip to Vegas and a trip to Vail.

 

[GayWolf420]

holy fucking shit, this is so spot on, i cant even handle it.

Deer valley - worlds best groomers, but have fun dodging gapers.

 

[roddy116]

Buck hill- come get your photo taken by Japanese people

 

[GANDALF]

Mount Baker - Seriously don't come here or you will get murdered by the notorious Mount Baker Slasher.

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

Winter Park- Because fuck summit countyLoveland- For the poorer gapers and old men.

 

[APunx176]

Coffee Mill - It's fun if it's your first time skiingBear Mountain - Sunday in The Park

 

[frickindarn]

A-Basin "Because you can't afford Breck or Keystone."

 

[ModMommy]

Alpine Valley- we don't have the squaw assholes.

 

[j.var]

Mt High- Snow?

 

[liamwastaken]

stevens pass-you just heard of us last year

 

[reedhall12321]

Mt hood meadows: Our parks aren't bad, they're just family friendly!!

 

[theabortionator]

Gore - Downhill skiing uphill

 

[DManley]

Bear Mountain- What is skiing?

 

[Jakx~]

Mt Bachelor: Windlips, yep they're gonna kill you.

 

[mkski31]

Black Mountain Of Maine - what park?

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

A-Basin-the only good terrain in Summit County

 

[GANGBANG420]

Are- we guarantee you aren't saying our name right.

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

and rich 70 year olds

 

[Dick*Bandit]

yup….. fact.

 

[tgm]

This applies to Cannon too

 

[ThaLorax]

Squaw Meadows- We don't have the dyslexics from Alpine Valley

 

[louie.mirags]

Not this year... almost nothing the same this past week as 2 months ago

 

[montanan]

montana snowbowl : the whole point of p-tex

 

[John18_6]

Our landings are flatter than a Filipino hooker!

oh yeah and quoting myself because I'm just that awesome

 

[El_Barto.]

My Bachelor: probably the best big tree skiing you'll ever find.

 

[bighomieflock]

Snowbird: I will throw you out of the tram if it means a slight increase in my chances of powder

late season A-basin: I've decided to stop bringing my skis so I have more room in the trunk to pack beer for the beach

 

[The_Polock]

Bittersweet - Kalamazoo really exist and yes we ski on a pile of trash.

 

[BenWest]

Whitewater - worst skiing in the kootenay's, our snow sucks and our locals are unfriendly, stay away.

 

[tyler.minyay.9]

got one for Rabbit Hill?

Rabbit Hill: I guess this will do...

 

[theabortionator]

Do people actually hit that thing? My knees and heels would be like noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[blazeonyia]

Vail: Cat tracks and blow

Beaver Creek: Free cookies cuz fuck poor people!

 

[L3NNY]

Big Bear - love crud, slush and gapers - love bear mtn.

 

[John18_6]

I speed checked it and scoped it, realized that no matter how big i go it would feel the same, then retreated away from the park so as to never see that wretched construction of snow ever again.

 

[John18_6]

I didn't hit any of their jumps and I've never seen anybody hit a jump there, nobody at that place skis park anymore. It used to be decent but it went down the drain. also sorry for dub post... I forgot these details...

 

[array.]

Snoqualmie- Snowcrummy

 

[extravert]

Wintegreen-what more needs to be said

 

[Skibumsmith]

Alta - another long traverse ahead

Deer Valley - Hey everybody! Look how much money I have!

 

[roddy116]

Big sky- lone mountain gives me a boyner

 

[perryhunter]

Utah - the best and awesome Ski resort and services. Specially Alta, and Odgen, terrific!

British Columbia - has spectacular ski resorts and affordable hotels and rooms.

 

[Nashoba_Parks]

yes you can backflip.

Nashoba Valley Terrain Parks - "Huck You"

 

[ski4fun420]

Mammoth(regarding woman) - Fat, ugly or mean move to Mammoth be a queen.

 

[roddy116]

Yellowstone club- too rich to be assholes.