Ski area one liners

[esotericjive]

Killington - who needs a pipe anyway?

Hunter - oh god the horror.... The horror

 

[thedanimal]

Camp fortune- edlewiss took all of our wax!

 

[shitpoop]

holy fucking shit so true, 1 hour lift line one time

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

BMBW- "We try"

 

[bhdonoghue]

sugarloaf - what's not on wind hold?

 

[John18_6]

Lutsen MN- we make our rails unhittable so you don't have to worry about getting hurt!

 

[Nacho+]

Cannon - if u don't like it then leave

 

[joriza.ski]

Sugarloaf - cva kids will cut you off

Roundtop - Dc and Baltimore come to piss you off

Sunday river - transverse central

 

[*TURBONERD*]

This could definitely apply to Sunday River too.

 

[EvanMeyer]

seven springs - where more skis are rented than owned

 

[snugs]

okemo- weekend enthusiasts, new jersey/york gapers, and wealthy old people

 

[Zimmy]

Mt Buller - love making snow

 

[mcarmazzi]

Brighton: Where's your peeps pass?

 

[AT-AT]

Hunter- NYC's weekend get-away

 

[Lemuel]

Okemo: Flatter than your girlfriends chest.

 

[triss]

Butternut - We have a stupid fucking name

 

[cp_7]

jay peak: We're pretty much Canada.

 

[fatherb]

woah man, you scared me. I though I had an alter ego I didn't know about for a second

 

[IZAYUH]

park city mountain resort: we don't give a fuck about you

 

[CalvinStork]

Anywhere in Wisconsin: A jump or two rails, whats your run?

 

[californiagrown]

Alpine Meadows - The home of the jamaican ski team

-The only hiking resort that offers skiing in the Tahoe basin.

Kirkwood - Steep as hell except wherever there is a landing zone.

-The only place in Tahoe thats not in Tahoe.

Northstar at Tahoe

-where the bay comes to play

-Asian drivers, asian skiers, head on a swivel

-Like Squaw, without the mountain

 

[Such_Doge]

Mission Ridge : "oh no, we forgot to groom the park"

 

[xxx22222]

Powder Ridge, MN We lied.

 

[GANGBANG420]

Crystal mountain- 看雷尼爾山！拍攝照片。然後，我們去裡面的小屋休息一天。

 

[hardig1234]

roundtop- why is the staircase sitting in the grass

 

[ThaLorax]

Breckenridge: Ski Patrol actually blew it up

Aspen: We're renaming our town to New Texas

Summit County: Where mid-westerners come for 1 year between college and grad school.

Silverton: We have a fucking helicopter.

Alta: Because fuck equal rights.

Squaw Valley: Welcome to China Town!

Jackson Hole: Located in the heart of the majestic Grand Tits mountain range.

A Basin: You can't smoke weed here, this is federal land.

 

[ModMommy]

Northstar- Stop calling us flatstar

 

[jadavis]

Whistler: We're the biggest and best ski area ever and family oriented and all thatBlackcomb: Fuck Whistler

Whistler Village: Sober and full of Aussies

 

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Seven Springs: Nuck Bob futting

 

[YoungJ]

Yawgoo-- Do you know the yawgoons?

 

[killa_trees]

Jiminy peak - you can have a rail and a box, but only on opposite sides of the mountain

 

[whoa-dere]

Hahahaha

 

[John18_6]

Wirth Park MN- snowboarders only because skiers can't do snowboard parks.

 

[percs]

Las Vegas ski and snowboard: wait there is something other than snowboarding?

 

[pghjibber]

mammoth - it's only 5 hrs from LA? what a short commute!

 

[MythicMontainMan]

Wolf Creek: Stealing skiers backpacks since '38

 

[CSteaZy]

Smuggler's Notch-If the Lift's ran any slower, you would freeze to death

 

[j_romero]

Bear mountain - Drunk gapers everywhere you look.

 

[powerbong2000]

baaahhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha. Holy god, that is some dumb shit right there. Last time I hit the lutsen park I did a lap and quit for fear of getting massively fucked up by some poorly shaped shit.

 

[Mids]

Afton Alps: The jump over there is worst at least 2 mil.

 

[busterburns]

baker - it rains, don't come

 

[Chunter]

Boreal - Midwest hill conveniently located in Tahoe!

 

[nflight]

A-Basin: Because the epic locals pass is too damn expensive

 

[flurry*]

App Ski Mtn - Fuck us

 

[-emile-]

avila : our park was good ten years ago , no need to try anymore.

 

[Rozbrook]

Woods Valley - Runs are over faster than your first time.

Gore - We have a double black diamond.

Whiteface - We should have used the other side.

 

[ModMommy]

Mt. Rose- named after the mountain next to us

 

[562056961108]

This is easily the best one.

 

[kryan233]

mountain creek- "if you liked our setup opening weekend, you'll love it our closing weekend, cus its probably exactly the same!"

 

[cbk355]

Camelback, PA- Asian Invasion