Ski area one liners

roddy116

roddy116

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Deer valley- we will tickle you with a feather just ask.

Big sky- you might actually die here.

Telluride- you can't drive here.

Hyland- quarantining douchebags so you can have fun in other places.
 
Welch village: kill us, please

Afton alps: vail bought us and nothing happened

Coffee mill: we should have stuck to coffee
 
Spirit mountain- we have more jumps than rails.Mt. Kato- always a slushee.

Beartooth Basin- we don't know when winter is.

 
sugarbush - were way more chill than you

nashoba - "can you backflip"

wachusett - "these kids on the lift need to shut the fuck up"
 
Chestnut MT. (small midwest resort) - WE DONT NEED SHOWERS WE GOT SKIIN.

They all dirtballs and this post sucked but I had to contribute.
 
I came here expecting pick-up lines to use on the hill.

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Coffee Mill - Good luck trying to grind ANY of the 3 rails we haveMt. La Crosse - Just drop your kids off here and leave
 
Alta is for skiers.

Vail: Bring your cross country skis.

"Sickest place ever!"-Weekend Warrior

More flat than a Catholic Priest's date.
 
Afton- we don't know what state were in anymore.

Powder Mountain- were glad you don't know.

Snowbird- Come buy our 5 trillion variations of hats.

Elm Creek- our view is amazing.
 
A-Basin: Whaaaaaaaat Duuuuuude?

Keystone: It snowed an inch on outback last night, better get my hellbents!

Breck: If you make your body into a sail, you can make it across the traverse

Winter Park: Lets put a high-speed 6-pack on the windiest part of the mountain!
 
Crystal "ski patrol blew it up"

Mount Baker "we have the most pow, heaviest too!"

White pass "ice pass"

Timberline "come back in the summer, its better then."

Killington "the closest youll get to the west, just not the best"

Shawnee mtn PA "we want to kill ourselves too

Anywhere in New york "wish we were closer to the lakes"

 
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