84891jnf92048
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what happened to that thread about the sketchy people in your town? i rmembered it today, and it had some really funny pics and stories. thanks, k+
Sketchy person thread?
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charmander
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wanna start a new one?
nutsnbolts
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lets.
84891jnf92048
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why not?
skiingpimp
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you mean like this: http://http://www.thesmokinggun.com/...corded-police-report
Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.
According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report:“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
Sparknotes: "somebody is going to eat my pussy or I's going to cut your fucking throat"
Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.
According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report:“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
Sparknotes: "somebody is going to eat my pussy or I's going to cut your fucking throat"
cooper.fry
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nutsnbolts
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There is this SUUUUUUUUUUPER old lady, like almost dead, who walks around my town collecting trash and cans for money...
But the odd thing is that she will like walk into your house and start going through your cans bin. We had a party on a main st in our town and at like 11 she walked in and started taking all the cans...
The other day i was talking to my friend Nikki on the sidewalk of main st and this lady just came up to us, didnt say anything and just started listening...I said goodbye to nikki and started to walk away...the lady started to follow me...i ran.
Sketchathon 2010
But the odd thing is that she will like walk into your house and start going through your cans bin. We had a party on a main st in our town and at like 11 she walked in and started taking all the cans...
The other day i was talking to my friend Nikki on the sidewalk of main st and this lady just came up to us, didnt say anything and just started listening...I said goodbye to nikki and started to walk away...the lady started to follow me...i ran.
Sketchathon 2010
SlimDunkin.
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there's a mentally ill 22 year old married to a 400 lb woman who's 52, who works at our local rec field, he says he goes to the public pool because he think the girls in my grade are hot, im in 11th grade -_-
charmander
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this guy looks sketchy, he really isnt though haha
also, this guy
also, this guy