Six Flags Hottie Overload

foodisfun

foodisfun

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(this is gonna be a lil long)

Aright if you've ever seen A Night at the Roxbury (which everyone should have) you'll know what I mean. everywhere I walked I was like "wasup,sup,sup,wasup." in seriously every direction i looked there was a good looking girl. now im only 16, so it's probably not as bad for me, but i swear there were like 11 and 12 year old girls that were better looking than most girls in my school. then me and my friend are waiting on line for nitro, and it seats 4 across. so of course there's two hot girls in front of us going along with the theme for the day, and the four of us are next to go. they walk in and instead of sitting in the two seats on the right, they both sit in the middle two seats. now i didn't know if this was planned or they just didn't like sitting on the end, but me and my friend sat in the two empty seats because we weren't waiting any longer after already like an hour and a half. so then on the way up (it's like two minutes) the girl next to me is saying how she has never been on it before and how scared she was and stuff, so i was just like "yea i heard only two people died on it last week." so then we're at the top ready to go down and i had my hands up and ready for the camera, and as soon as we start to drop the girl just grabs my leg and is like squeezing the blood out and doesn't let go until we stop back in the station. so then we're stopped waiting to get off and she's just like "thanks, here's my number." and that was it. i don't know her name or anything and we barely because she was screaming the whole time, but hey, i'll take it. i didn't buy the picture for that one because i looked like i was dying sicne she was killing my leg, but here's the best picture all day from the great american scream machine

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i had one of those pictures taken once, i decided to keep a straight face, while everyone else was screaming
 
yea im prob gonna wait till tomorrow or something to call, but idk what to say. usually you would give someone your name. and if this is all a joke and it's like some guy's number or something, im gonna be soo pissed.
 
assume like its not, also did she get a copy of the picture? If she didnt then call her up and use the picture as the reason. Then arange a date and bring the pic. That way its smooth and you played it cool
 
I love great adventure. And if you think waiting that long is long, try getting on on halloween. Holy shit you have to wait half the day to get on. but the line waiting can be fun if you have enough friends with you. Well yeah you should call her. Why not eh? And by the way. Superman is a pussy ride
 
Ya man, I just got back from Wonderland (Canadian Theme Park, don't underestimate it though its fucking dope, better thab 6F Darien Lake) and the girls were smokin, everywhere. Such a good place to pick up chicks.
 
ya, places like six flags are always crawlin' with hotties. and it's a good thing too cuz it makes the wait in lines not as bad
 
when we went to bush gardens on a school trip, we found out where the cameras were and we'd do random stuff like make no expression. and look like we were fighting each other or shooting the camera
 
when you call her, be like "hi", and if it sounds like a parent or not her, be like "is the girl that was at the thing there, and if so can i talk to her, i never caught her name... just the phone number she gave, me... thanx, i really need to get laid, my testicals have been up in a bunch for a couple weeks, i need to release some stress"... which reminds me, i should probialy rent pirates today... any one seen that yet?
 
idk i almost feel safer with it. on kinda ka even with the over the shoulder harness, i thought i was gonna fall foward and die. and on kinda ka, i tried doing the relaxed looking at the map pose like the other picture, but it's preety much impossible to hold a map up when you're in the front row going almost 130 mph
 
no im in the back left looking at the map. that guy and girl were just on with us. she was like flipping out and me and my friend and that guy were fine.

and no the girl wasn't 12, she was prob around 17 (that's what the beard can do, make girls think im older) i was just saying there were like 12 year old girls that were hotter than a lot of girls my age.
 
i had one taken and i was with my family and nobody knew about it except my bro so as were falling over the cliff (splash mountian) everyboyd is screaming theres brians out looks retarded and my brother is smiling.....what a douche bag
 
yea i've wanted to try it, but it's a little further drive i think. it might actually be about the same idk. it seems cool that they do the two parks on one pass. i just think they get overseen since six flags is constantly telling you that they have THE BIGGEST, FASTEST ROLLERCOASTER IN THE WORLD! and now that they have el toro, it's even more crowded.
 
aright well i called today and it she didn't answer, and her voicemail was the like standard one so I still don't know her name. I left my number though so hopefully i'll be getting a call...from a girl and not some old man.
 
yo a bunch of these girls that i no went to six flags the day u were there and they r all really attractive i wonder if 1 of them is the girl ur talking about they r all around 16 yrs old
 
they live in a dif town than me but we live in jersey i just asked one of them if they knew anything about this and she said no so not ur girl
 
yea they do have the most best rides, but since kinda ka exceed top thrill dragster or w/e by like 10 feet and 8 mph, they get the title for tallest and fastest
 
aright i guess that's good i guess because if it was then it'd be weird if she found out that i made a thread about this
 
Theme parks are a fantastic source of females. A few of you should come down to Australia for the melbourne show some time, you won't be dissappointed.
 
its probably an old mans number. he pays the little girl ten bucks and a medium sized dippin dots to go flirt a bit, grab ur leg and give you HIS number. shell say to meet her in the back alley and that she'll be driving the white unmarked van.... gl bro!
 
hahahaha, i dont know why i found that so funny but i actually laughed out loud haha, that wasnt even that funny.
 
That's weird, because at Six Flags New England it's just a bunch of ghetto people from Boston. It was funny because we saw a magician almost get his ass beat by this black girl's "guy friend" because he wouldn't give her (and this is what she called it) her "bling bling" back. Later on we saw a black guy walking around with a shirt on saying, "Caution: A Black Man With a Brain"
 
he looks like he shat his pants right there and is enjoying the nice warm feeling running down his leg

also someone invite me to the ladies men cult kthx
 
thats pretty sweet. its always awesome when you go somewhere or are just out and about and the hot bitches are out in force.
 
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