Sit or Stand??

[fulltiltrocker]

When you wipe your ass... do you sit or stand?

I usually stand.

 

[salomon097]

i kinda of have like a hybrid sit-stand. i stand a little but its kind of more like a squat

 

[siversex]

hhhmmmmmmm.......

 

[timmi]

does anyone really care?

 

[Republican_Enemy]

who the hell sits?

 

[Republican_Enemy]

i cant believe i even replied to this thread

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

what the fuck? are you like 8 who would stand up

 

[michelle]

personally i use the searchbar..

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/cat_id/2/thread_id/26299/page/1/

haha sorry had to do it

 

[SlickRick.]

hahah what a great thread

 

[peak28]

lol standup lmfao thats the most retarted thing ever,

 

[siversex]

hhmmmmmmmm..........

 

[Ekraz]

i sit but lean kinda to allow access to my brown

 

[reggyboy]

wipe? i stay seated push the button and let the water do the work

 

[Gonzoskier]

why would you really want to know how people wipe their ass????

 

[Charles^stevens]

its a bit of both yeah no i would say squwat

 

[Tolz]

haha! epic!

 

[lyndon]

Wiping your bum is played, just let it stay there till it dries and cracks an falls off.

 

[killabees]

HAHAHAH theres two threads on wipeing ur ass

 

[leckett1]

haahahaha that was fuckin hilarious that thread

 

[leckett1]

but yea i sit

 

[TonyTheTiger]

I stand up wa da ya think!

 

[roussillon]

I sit to keep it split

 

[Edward.]

wen im not at one of my friend's houses or my house i ususaly kinda stand/bend over to wipe it because i dont wanna touch the toilet seat, at my house or a friends/relatives house i just sit and make myself comfortable

 

[roussillon]

what are you afraid of by not touching the seat?

 

[Republican_Enemy]

this is almost as wierd as the 12 yr olds talking about jacking off in the ladies man cult

 

[skicraze123]

why do you want to know you freak

but ya stand better chance of getting it all sitting down doesn't always do as good a job

 

[anitaskis]

How can you wipe your ass standing up?

Your cheeks close when you're up versus when you're sitting and they're spread wide like the red sea.

 

[Republican_Enemy]

how can you wipe sitting down i have never heard of that?

 

[Mod]

It's kind of like a bend squat, I can't believe I am talking about wiping my ass on the interweb.

 

[BurkeSter]

who the fuck stands when they wipe there ass. Like so you can check ur ass to make sure ur getting everythign.

 

[Edward.]

i dont enjoy itchy asscracks after taking a dump and not wiping everything off

 

[Edward.]

so are you saying that you sit on the dirty toilet seats with the shit pebbles, piss, and ciggaretes all over them while your taking a shit in your school?

 

[grams.]

haha that great is sweet i just read it all..i stand, but next time im gonna trying sitting down and using the "lean method"

 

[skijunkiedtm]

STAND