Since we're all so hood.

[noname..]

what would you go to jail for?

i think for me it would be Capone-esque tax evasion.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

disturban tha peace

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

assasinate the president

 

[babujib]

I stole a cop car once. I think I could go to jail for that.

 

[turtles]

i was in jail last weekend! wooooh

 

[_Alex_]

LOITERING!!! the most badass of crimes .

 

[KFRADtheLaxBro]

probably a weapons charge or dealing crack. you know the usual hood stuff.

 

[MrYeates]

wow what the fuck?

didnt really feel like seeing that...

 

[AlexGaynor]

Cappin a nigga.. uhum i mean white boy, cuz his shirt wadn't street nuff, uhum i mean was too short.

 

[InkShrink]

Treason, arson, armed assault, maybe killing some corrupt politicians.

 

[978]

ill just go to jail cuz im black..its life.

 

[14.]

kill xzibit

 

[SteezyOhio]

aggravated sodomy

 

[statuswhitegirl]

shut up facebook

 

[JamesR]

pussy

 

[sarahskis]

technically theres a warrant out for my arrest right now for not showing up at a court date

 

[i.am.a.skier9238]

being completly shitfaced and getting in a brawl with random dudes then when the po-po come go on all fours and piss on them like a dog, pass the sobriety test, take a bow and get in the cop car

 

[Brock.]

what did he post? (mods deleted it)

 

[SteezyOhio]

A MEN HAVING HARDCORE HORSE BUTT SECKS!!!!!

 

[PilleDaKid]

For peeing in someone's butt...

 

[Uncle.Badness]

Probably urinating in public... cuz I'm so badass.

 

[grifftang]

i posted 2 pictures of zombies eating people

 

[OhMyBosh]

Can someone please explain why fake gore gets deleted?

 

[Mailbox]

Being naked in public

 

[yuck]

robbing a bank. that would be a legit way to go.

 

[grifftang]

it wasnt fake.

 

[seabass.]

same

 

[assface]

I'm thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?"
and then get sent to prison

 

[yourthemannowdog]

Assaulting a police officer by throwing another police officer at him while on fire naked in time square

 

[_CC_]

probably killing socialists

 

[Dobies.]

Grand Larceny is a bad ass crime. just say it to yourself a few times; Grand Larceny.. Grand Larceny.

 

[TotallyTrevor]

probably suicide

 

[twin-tip-hero]

either public intoxication or fighting.

 

[Chris.S]

stealing a bike.

 

[jayo.]

how has no one said possession?

 

[r0dubs]

poesession

 

[jayo.]

edgar allan poe poetry reading sesh? nice

 

[Clevinger]

+++K for literary reference.

 

[assface]

+k for +king someone on a literary reference

 

[Thenowhereman42]

I've been for possession of weed, possession of alcohol underage, possession of alcohol in a public park, and grand theft over $500 (trumped up charge, was only guilty of petty theft).

Just holding every time though, always got the charges dropped.

I'd like to go for public indecency, I bet that would have a good story leading up to it.

 

[TheHamburglar]

go to brattleboro VT if you want to run around naked and not get arrested

 

[hue.]

if you could afterbang so hard there was a shockwave that killed everyone, but tom hasn't come up with that yet

 

[Lanceasaurus]

Pulling a P-Wee Herman

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

excessive steeze with intent to afterbang

 

[TheMoostafian]

driving while black

 

[T.L.]

pretty much this.

 

[kzrstf]

beign awesome

 

[h_bar]

killied while fighting off a gang with those nazi zombies from the movie "Dead Snow"

 

[dubaiski]

i almost got given a prison sentence for arson

 

[Pernille]

Just out of curiosity, what were you suppose to go to court for in the first place??

 

[MidWestGaper]

burning down my school