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thepipegod

thepipegod

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Hey! Write about your favorite Simpsons episode whatever it may be. Cereal in flames, Lisa and Bart in the 3rd grade, etc. Let me know!

 
oohh too many great ones, lisa and bart in the 3rd grade was very good though

' and then i married a bear'

' i told ya i aint no bear!!'

'there she goes growl growl'

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patskiing.home.attbi.com

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

I saved Latin, what did you do?

 
I don't have a favourite episode, but I have a favourite season. Some of the episodes induded:

Simspons go to Australia

Simpsons to go New York

The one with Scorpio

Lord of the Flies

I also like the episode when Lisa stops eating meat.

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the one where homer tokes up. they all are pretty good. i think i have seen them all except for the first one this season.

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I am starting to think the strippers just want my money and not my dick.
 
the one with frank grimes is the best.

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
or ... 'hi, I'm Troy Mclure! You might remember me from such motor vehicle safety videos as 'Larry Leadfoot takes a trip through the windshield'...'

 
'Hippie Homer' was the best. or when homer becomes a missionary. save me jebus, save me!!!!

and the toad licking.

~Jameson~

'So you don't wanna fish sandwich?'

-Leon Phelps
 
'A guy pulled a gun on me at the bar, and I avoided a very ugly incident by shooting him in the spine. Let me tell you, the next place that guy robs better have a wheelchair ramp.'

-Moe at an NRA meeting

 
'Two weeks!!! But I'm angry Now! If I had a gun I would soooo shoot you!'

-Homer when told he has to wait 2 weeks for his gun permit

 
Clown College

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
yeah simpsons go to new york and homer has to go to the bathroom while hes waiting fo the cop to take the boot off, and then he khas to dribve back with the boot on..ahhh so funny

'I PUT MY KNEE ON HIS TESTICLES!!'

'god made adam and eve, not adam and steve. down with buttsex.'

-i_am_retarded

 
New springfield and Olde Springfield when the town divides because of the area code.

Phoney McRing Ring, is the best character.

Homer: 'I accuse the phone company of making that video on purpose!'

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I am starting to think the strippers just want my money and not my dick.
 
when they go to canada.

'why should we leave america to visit america jr'

ha ha. and the part about the canadian natl

basketball team is great.



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-Nell Cop

 
the one when homer has a glaucoma

the one when they ski

the one when they go to canada, eh

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
 
the one with phish when homer gets medicinal marijuana, and when homer watches my burns house

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
:homers oddesye? is this the omne about that minivan i rented once?' 'no dad'

R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
 
the fucking congo line as mass transit! hahahAHAHHAHAH

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What's the legal drinking age in Nunavit? Or do they only serve gas?

FROSTMONKEY

 
Definitely the Brazilian Insanity Peppers episode.

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I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

-Ryan
 
lately i've been seeing so many episodes that i've never seen before - last night i saw the 'springshield' one, and the night before the one where apu screws around with the squishie chick.. both were so damn funny. many surreal elements to them. and i thought i had seen every episode.

 
i read somewhere that they retired the New York Episode after 9-11 for some reason. It must be true caues i havent seen it since. That was one of the greatest ever though

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
Ooooooh man...if i have to pick only one.....frank grimes is my favourite. Homer is halarious in that episode as is mr. burns.

Other good ones are the power plant strike, lord of the flies, camp krusty, the one where bart and millhouse drink the squishy that's all syrup and like a bijillion other great episods.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
Thanx, keep it comin

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The one where Mel Gibson guest stars... The dog with the shifty eyes.. hahah soo good

'Life without knowledge is death in disguise.'

--Talib Kweli
 
The episode where homer stops going to church and nearly dies in the house fire. When the simpsons get a swimming pool. Oh man, the one where homer gets the cushy job with the supervillan, oh that's a great one, walks in while the swat teams are raiding without even noticing. haha, when bart becomes the bartender for the mafia and has the room full of stolen cigarettes 'did you take up smoking boy?' 'no..' 'I can tell you're lying, now i'm going to sit here and watch you smoke every last one of these'. Or when bart becomes mr. burns heir 'there, now you'll grow a might hump'. oh man i can think of sooooooo many great episodes. Bart and millhouse take over the comic book store, the frozen ice man in the kwiki-mart, when marg takes over revern lovejoy's job of giving advice. The revern might be my favourite bit character 'why don't you pick one of the other major religions ned, they're all pretty much the same..'. Speaking of ned, the one when homer puts ned on 'the plan' and they go to vegas and marry sluts. When a blizzard hits and all the kids get snowed in at school.

ok i'll shut up now.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
last nights was pretty good, when marge got breast implants. funny stuff.

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someone find the messanger, and don't forget to shoot.
 
ahhhhhhh, great stuff I'm remenising in all of those geat episodes.

Kepp 'em coming

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the one when homer joins the navel reserve is pretty damn good, or that one episode when the plot made no sense, like when bart found the illegal fireworks and marge cut off homers thumb then stole a car

-its not how you look in the line, its how you look making the line

-A.V. crew, reprezentin
 
why are you guys mentioning the newer ones? for the most part the past three seasons suck and they're trying wayyy too hard.

my fav is Flaming Moes!

The Gomer Corporation: Celebrating a hard earned 1000 posts and coming in January, the one year anniversary of quality rants.

MC Blowfish: 'Uh-oh, here comes that stupid shark, I better blow up!'

 
The one where Bart puts Homer's beer in the paint mixer is a good one (the episode on 'poisson d'avril' but I don't know how you call that day of april 1st in english...)

 
I believe that Stonecutters was in the same season I was talking about earlier. That was a good episode too.

'Remove the stone of shame'

'Woohoo!'

'Attach the stone of TRIUMP!'

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yeah man, and when they push him off the ledge and he goes through like 3 floors

-its not how you look in the line, its how you look making the line

-A.V. crew, reprezentin
 
scientists and proven that even monkeys can remebor up to 10 numbers, you're not dumber than a monkey are you?---Phoney McRing Ring

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Give me a Corona and I'll Bone ya,

I fly planes so take off them hanes.
 
ONe more question to add to this:

What is the oldest Simpsons episode you remember seeing? Or, what is the first one that you saw?

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probably the christmas one where they get Santa's Little Helper. That was the first one I recall. One of my favorite was the insane peppers one, and he wake sup on the golf course.

'Find your soul mate, Homer.'

'Wait sec! Dog's can't talk!'

'Ruff'

'Daaamn-straight!'

 
I think the pilot episode (the very first one) for the simpson was the babysitter bandit episode.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
Sorta answers your question; one of the ghetto old ones that I actually like is the one here homer goes to the loonie bin and roomies with a white, fat Micheal Jackson.

'Lisa it's your birthday, Happy birthday Lisa.'

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The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
'so then i says, look buddy the car was fliped over when I got here...and as for your grandmother....she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!!!'. - Homer

keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt
 
I love it when homer talks to his brain.

homer drops the peanut

homer -'awww...20 dollars, i wanted a peanut'

brain -'20 dollars can buy you many peanuts'

homer -'explain.'

brain -'money can be exchanged for goods and services'

homer -'wooohoo!'

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
ahhh memories... keep posting!

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Don't worry, if you fall off the lift, I'll jump down and catch you!
 
personally, I can't say that I have a favorite. I can't think of one single episode that sticks out in my mind.

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Don't worry, if you fall off the lift, I'll jump down and catch you!
 
'dont use that tone of voice with me lady, or ill give you a taste of the back of me hand!'

hahahha that has to one of the funniest things i have ever heard bart say, it was in the one where his parents go to the marriage retreat to save there marriage. he says it to lisa after she says that bart wouldnt be able to take care of them cus the babysitter was to scared. that was so funny

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
Actually, I like the scene when Homer has the Automated Dialer. He calls Mr. Burns...

H- Hello my friend... If you send 1$ you will have eternal hapiness.

Mr.B- I think I'll be happier with the dollar.

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Don't worry, if you fall off the lift, I'll jump down and catch you!
 
the one last night was SOO good!

weres the guy thats getting my coffee! falls on floor crying in small ball 'hes not coming IS HE!!'

R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
 
The best one is the episode where Lisa becomes a vegitarian. The Simpsons is the greatest thing ever created

-Dan

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
 
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