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That show is the best.. Most of the episodes are good.. The one where Bart gets sent to bording school and Lisa wants to join in too.. That was a little bit funny, not my faviriot though..

turdchunk
'Does anybody smell shit? Oh, wait.. Thats just me..'
 
the one where homer bus that girls SUV, and he thinks its cool. Then the guys at work make fun of it and he steals marge's car. That one is cool. Oh god, the one where homer turns into a boxer and fights Tyson. He takes a wild swing, falls over, and tyson punches his head a million times. And when homer ges to the chili festival and goes crazy after he eats the insanity pepper is cool

 
'Marge, don't discourage the boy from weaseling out of things! It's what seperates us from the animals, except for the weasel of course!'

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'
 
dude i have that episode on tape and he fights taytum not tyson (im watching it now)

no beer and no tv make homer something something
 
It is Tatum. I destinctivly remember that episode!

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'
 
Bart becomes a ballerina. Its the only one I've ever seen.

'Jerry, I just saw a pigman. A PIGMAN!!!'
 
Ourenglish teacher was awesome this past year. We picked apar the storyline of a Simpsons episode to find out how much was based on current events. Almost every episode is greatly based on current events and modern news.

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'
 
Moe- 'hey homer, how would you like to be heavy-weight camp of the world?'

homer- 'well, sure moe'

moe- 'ok, all you have to do is fight drederick taytum. heres your parking pass'

homer- 'wow. GENERAL. so who is this drederick taytum guy? another Hobo?'

moe- 'uhhhh. ill have to check into that'

**goes to the springfield penetentiary**

-guys rioting in jail. drederick is sitting there eating salad

drederick- 'hey hey guys. come on. shut up'

-guys all stop fighting and go back into cells and lock themselves in

some guys- 'sorry champ' 'sorry' 'it was jerry'

hahahaha. i love that

 
the one where they go skiing, marge gets hurt by the cockoo clock, lisa tricks homer and bart into thinking that they have lepracy.

That one is so funny

 
I also like the one where homer goes on a fast and they tie him up in center field.

'Ive never made a mistake, I thought Imade one once, but I was mistaken.'

 
haha yea. i think we should just have everone say a quote for the simpsons. that'll keep this post goin for a while. ok ill go first then.

ahem

'ok brain, you dn't like me and i don't like you. lets get thru this so later i can keep on killing you with beer' - homer

 
i like the one when homer gains a lot of wait so he coan work at home.

computer screen:press any key

homer: where is the any key?

'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo
 
(Lisa and bart call moe's)

Moe-hello?

Bart-is Seymour Butts there?

Moe- hold on...(to drunks) seymour butts? I wanna see more butts.

Drunks-HAHAHAHA

Moe-(to Bart) you little, if i ever catch you im gonna play fetch with my dog with your trachea and(phone cuts off)

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teh best part from the fat episode is when he's buying fat clothes and he says, 'I dont want to look wierd... Ill take the MooMoo

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Homer - 'Look! That kids got bossoms!' (sp maybe) Homer chases him with a wet towel

Little foreigner - 'Don't make me run, i'm full of chocolate!'

 
The one where they go skiing and marge is sitting in teh lodge and that guuy Disco Stu tries to hit on her. 'Snow fox six oclock.' struts over, talks to her. Bart and lisa run up. 'Uh kids! Back away not today, disco lady' That one was by far teh funniest.

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'

 
Best Simpsons episode: The one where Homer throws the party on international water. Nothing is better than a monkee knife fight... Furious George, lol.

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'To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling. Knowing this why do I defy... Because my inner voice is yelling.' -Incubus
 
hehehe, maybe this fog horn will answer youre question... WAHH WAHHH hehehe

---I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science? ---
 
Lol. No box-socials, no hootanannys, no shin-digs, no partys not partaaaays, no gatherings, ha ha ha best episode.

'Hello, operator, get me Tailand... T-A-I and so forth.'

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'To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling. Knowing this why do I defy... Because my inner voice is yelling.' -Incubus
 
hehehe he already made the cards and they were like : 'Its a Box Social' and it showed him on tha trike!! OH MAn!!! hahahaha

---I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science? ---
 
wow, that was really ironic. i was talking about that episode and it acme on tonight!! it was crazy

---I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science? ---
 
I just saw this the other night

[Homer eats some of Barts pills for ADD]

[Flanders and son watching next to fence]

'Daddy, does Mr. Simpson have a demon?'

'It sure lookes like it, run and get daddy's exorcism tongs.'

 
I love the Simpsons :) but I can't think of a particular episode because all my memories of them are merged together, I do remember that one where Homer gets a job with that Scorpio guy, and they kill James Bond, that one was cool.

 
the simpsons have gone way downhill since 2001. sure there are a few good episodes every now and then, but the majority of them just suck now.
 
I would usually agree, but this is an exception.

And I agree with the bump. The newer Simpsons suck
 
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