Simon Dumont's Autograph!! OMFG!!!

[[tightpants]]

John Symms you are the shit

 

[papasteeze]

what came first the news blurb on www.salomonfreestyle.com or the post on ebay?

 

[Lax_Bro40]

cuz ur an emo bitch who cried the whole time and said how u didnt wanna ski the 2nd half of ur super session u ungrateful prick.

 

[d686]

ebaytastic:

Fast payment, A++++ Seller: bayadultsupplier

 

[manzear]

buy it up

 

[simmers]

the post. all the news is a by-product. i'm just trying to make some scrillz, son.

 

[Peter.]

that guys sig is annoying

 

[Rogge]

genius. I can't wait for basketballs and Lebron Jerseys signed by Simon to start showing up at premiere for Simon to sign.

Awesome Symms, you're starting a trend.

 

[i0z]

yeah at the CNY sale i got the same poster signed and he signed my pipe cleaners

 

[TimothyLord]

omg simon

 

[papasteeze]

lol! interesting that the website was updated so QUICK from a thread here on NS. thats sick. Nice to know that a big company like Salomon is watching! dad........

 

[simmers]

It's Jenny, man. She talks to us, and we talk to her. She knows what's going on and she's really interested. She's madd real, yo.

 

[Rez4frederick]

gay

 

[KillerMonkey]

sweet hustle, how bout you hook us all up and sign a couple for us

 

[Ban11]

john, if you shut down that auction right now, i will come to your house and give you $50 cash tonight. do you have a certificate of authenticity? pm me with details.

 

[OhioRiderSPK5]

i would kill for that poster

 

[Thomson.]

Symms, why don't you autograph a poster and sell it on ebay? Easy money? haha

 

[simmers]

bump

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

damn i want a credit card so i can bid....screw t-halls autograph Dumonts would beat the shit out of it

 

[JohnnyOldGuy]

WTF, $26!

 

[Stinkey_egg]

man seriously i hope that simon brings some of those posters to Icer Air and i'll get one sgined by him and also ask him how he feel's about the same exact poster with his signature being on eBay.

 

[Holte]

simms, you need to start auctioning your own signed posters. i'd buy one.

 

[Durtschi]

23 dollars ALREAdy, man my bid of 2.00 was i bit to low

 

[gUrLsKiEr]

nice one john!!

 

[simmers]

please don't tell him. simon totally doesn't know. he'll be soooooo mad.

 

[Silence]

haha yeah and your ebay name sorta gives you away..that would be funny shit!!

 

[JamesB]

i would like to buy other ski shit off symms apart from posters if thats possible

 

[RastaSkier9]

So hows the dating seen going there for ya john, still doing those pimping dating videos?

 

[simmers]

anybody with a legit offer of $50 before the auction end can have it.

 

[DeSena]

or you could just see him on the ski hill and ask him

 

[*shidasha*]

poor little john symms. your gayness exceeds all my expectations at every moment. why don't you go run some laps you little fatty or work on some equations or get a full time job.

love,

shidasha

 

[simmers]

are you quoting the white wave now? she sure likes to talk shit. tell you what: i'll get a full time job when she stops talking shit about people and things she doesn't know shit about. you don't know me. you don't know my situayyytion. so ack like ya herrd, but don't ack like you know. 'cuz you don't.

 

[poofartpee]

that guy has no respect for dumont

 

[grams.]

haha if no one bidded on it, shipping would cost more haahaaah

 

[simmers]

wrong. i have lots of respect for The Dumont. I think he's a fucking awesome skier, and an all-around badass. He can do a gainer off the ground, for Christ's sake.