Simon Dumont is the shit...

who is your guys favorite skier? Mine is definitely Simon..

I just watched PUSH and that just stated the fact to me...

he is killing it in the last 2 years...
 
I broke my hand last week, now I just smelled between the cast and my fingers and it's like smelling a bag of dead cats and assholes.
 
dumont is a fuckin midget who doesn't even know how to ski. it is a well known fact that greg tuffelmire is his stunt double. who overshot the park city stepup? tuffelmire. who won the x-games two years in a row? tuffelmire. who had an epic part in push? tuffelmire. who threw an epic double front at keystone last week? tuffelmire. seriously, dude you need to open your eyes and see the truth.
 
yeah dawg your eyes are open to the truth. dumont sucks, tuffelmire kills.

on different note, how long does it take to type in your screename. im no efficiency expert but you might have 9.86% more time to masterbate daily if you had a simpler scrnm.
 
jon olsson all the way!

simon sucks my penis from the back! jon olsson owned him at the invitational

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Its funny people say he's a dick. I remember before he was pro, I'de see him at SundayRiver and he was super cocky! I mean, he was younger and better than everyone at the River at the time, but everyone said he was a dick. That is until he won the x-games!
 
haha i remeber when he came bombing down all cocky during our practice and came up for 270 disas on the FD and ate shit so hard

 
The only credit Simon diserves is the fact that he became pro by riding Sunday river other than that,, He aint much.. Not compared to Tanner, Vanualer, Mik-d, cmon...
 
yeah when i broke mine in whistler last april i had it on for a couple months and it started smelling like shit
 
i like dumont, he has such good style, but i have not met him before so i dont know if he is a dick or not.
 
dude double front have bin being pulled in kimberley for a long time i think the first one was 4 or 5 years ago and my bro who is 17 can do them his name is tony keller i have video and photos
 
the dumont isnt that big of a dick in person, hes just a competitive guy. which is why he wins. i cant seem to understand why everyone hates on him so much. maybe like 4 of you have even met him...
 
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