Silly Salomon

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I got thi email from salomon about the x-games, and it had the worst grammer from any company that I have seen, it's pretty hilarious.... here it is 'CANDIDE THOVEX WINS THE SUPER PIPE!

Really impressive, the kid from La Clusaz wins the Pipe event with a unique and matchless run. Today, King C was a notch above all the riders present… After the selection runs, 8 riders are chosen to compete in the finals, undoubtedly the best in the halftube’s freestyle world. CR Johnson’s qualification run is amazing with almost the maximum points scored. Unfortunately, the Californian rider won’t be so lucky in the finals as he fells during his first run, never succeeding after this to come back to his best. He finishes fourth behind Jon Olson and Tanner Hall who have also proved that the skier pipe is bound to become a leading sport. A nice surprise with the 16 year-old American rider Simon Dumont, freshly arrived in the Salomon team, who is easily qualified for the finals. His first jumps go really high but unfortunately he fells twice. No matter, Simon has proved that he will from now on have to be reckoned with...

Tension is at its most and the public is over excited when Candide starts his first run. He puts on his show and does enormous Tricks with perfect landings. His score is 94 points, the medal is as good as won, but his second run will be of the same kind with even more height.The crowd is in a frenzy when Candide rises 6 meters above the coping (airborne two whole seconds) for practically all his jumps. For your pleasure, here is what might be looked upon as one of the best Pipe runs to this day: Flair tail grab, reverse true tail, 900° dispin, alley oop flair tail grab, 720° dispin tail grab. The Gold Medal is in the hands of the French Jiber! Candide has just invented Super Pipe…

The US Open, the next major Freeski event of the season starts this Thuersday...'

-yeah, its kinda long, but read it, cause translations from French to English are great.

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
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it looks like it was translatef rom French in some shitty online translator

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

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Yeah, It would have been originally written in French.

Made in Tasmania.

** I personally believe skiing is gaining soul. It's great to see racers ripping the pipe and boarders crossing over to skiing. If anything is taking away from the soul of skiing, it's the skiers who are in it for the wrong reasons, and the ones who are in chat rooms bagging on other people's style when they should be skiing **

- Pete O'Brien, AXIS
 
why would it be translated from french. Do you think they had french people at the Xgames writing this stuff? Why would they send french people to Aspen when they can get people from the US. If they didn't write it in Aspen it was probably written somewhere in the US.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
'halftube', ha.

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you mean those online translators don't work? wua-oh, now I wonder how i did on my final spanish prj.

It doesn't matter if you win or loose. It's making fun of the little fat kid that comes in last, that counts.

 
i want to be a 'halftube' rider! lets get rid of half pipe and start calling it a tube!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
wow, i just noticed that salomon made a spelling error on my skis, they say solamun

'Are you guys going jump tricking on the snowboard ramps?' -My friend's, less new school oriented father

 
yeah frenchies are pretty retarded

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
Any one know when i can watch the US open so i can see the halftube event?

'progression is everything' - jay levinthal
 
ya it starts next thuersday

'Are you guys going jump tricking on the snowboard ramps?' -My friend's, less new school oriented father

 
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