silly moseley

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saw johnny on mtv yesterday on a new episode of battle of the sexes.

the prize for the challenge was a head ski pack.

he picks up the mad trix ski

Moseley:

'actually, this is my signature ski, the mad trix.'

look moseley, if it was ur signature ski it would say Johnny Moseley Pro Model. Sure he was the best a little bit ago, but now Jon Olsson could kick his ass. They are more Jon Olsson'ssignature ski than Moseleys

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yeah but how will head sell more by saying it's mosely's or jon olsson's?

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What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

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im not, im saying moseley thinks that the mad trix are HIS signature skis, are they, no.

hes just way too fuckin proud of himself and too much of a showoff

umm...shit
 
your jsut jelous that johnnys skis are pro models, known as mad trix, and your jelous of his sexyness, his raw... talent and his hair, oh soft bautiful hair

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
your jsut jelous that johnnys skis are pro models, known as mad trix, and your jelous of his sexyness, his raw... talent and his hair, oh soft bautiful hair

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
your jsut jelous that johnnys skis are pro models, known as mad trix, and your jelous of his sexyness, his raw... talent and his hair, oh soft bautiful hair

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
your jsut jelous that johnnys skis are pro models, known as mad trix, and your jelous of his sexyness, his raw... talent and his hair, oh soft bautiful hair

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
sorry my computers fuct

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
I don't think everyone should get on moseleys back, i mean he could probably kick most peoples asses in the park or all over the mountain, he's a great skier and has done tons for the sport, and ya the mad trix are more jon olssons but who cares, it doesn't piss me off, he is sponsored by them so he can say whatever he wants

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haha, no its not, but now you know that johnnys gung ho, he even has a videogame, that makes him the godfather of newschool, he joins ranks of tony hawk, matt hoffman, shaun palmer, kelly slater and shaun murray

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
he ruined my streak, what i meant was my comps not fuckED

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
Hmm... that's why moseley designed it a year before jon was even on head's freestyle team, right?

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It is pretty much his ski. The little logo is his logo, and basicly he designed it and Head made it for him. Yes he's a little bitch, and Jon is amazing and deserves a ski 1000000 times more than Johnny, but he wasn't making things up when he said it was his signature ski.

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its his ski. He just didn't write his name on it. Thats what it said on Heads website anyway.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
yeah it is his ski so stop bein johnny hatin bitches

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there his pro model dumbass! look at the little picture of moseley on them! he designed the ski

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papa, ill give you to the count of three to change your screenname until i have to split those little balls of yours.

 
i liked mosely's slicked back hair

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Does Mosely still coach at Blackcomb in the summer?

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mosely also designed the mad trix mogul, which in my opionin is the best bump ski this year. its suppa stiff, and just enough shape to it so its fun on the flats, and straight enought to rip the bumps.

Anyone else hunting a Sasquatch this winter? We have spotted one in central VT.
 
NOw that johnny's been out of it, he cant out ski half the poeple on this site. And we established this like 3 months ago. Stop fucking posting about johnny moselely DAMN!

 
'Hmm... that's why moseley designed it a year before jon was even on head's freestyle team, right?'....Thank you Emc

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half the people. He can out ski all the people on this sight and at one point, he could outski anyone in the world. Becuase.......Oh yeah! He WON the OLYMPICS

 
haha thread creator your the dumb ass

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googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
You are fucking stupid.....stop tring to make stupid posts to feel wanted...

give it a rest I cant wait to see your fullfil your ns screen name......

 
Its all for profit, all the stuff they win the companies that make them pay a shitload for their stuff to be on there.

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MOJO stands for moseley/Jon pro model...

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