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thewavebb

thewavebb

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last night each person tried to drink a gallon of milk in an hour. It's impossible. I puked so bad toward 3/4 gallon.

If your bored or drunk give it a shot.

mmmmmm snow goood
 
maybe you puked because you were drunk also?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
yea dude, never mix milk with alcohol. BAD combination.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
yea ive watched people try that..its impossible i say...girls seem to be better than guys at it though. i should try it....hrm.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i know this kid who can do a whole gallon in like just one big chug and he also drinks like a gallon a day anyway

'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'

-my little sister
 
to impress chicks, what else? pfftt

'my sister's 14, goin out with a senior...i can't wit til he fucks her'-Five0

-Friends don't let friends skiblade-
 
for money. people pay to see that.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i want to try it hahaha

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
OFT, i was kidding about impressing chick by puking all over the place

and yes, i too want to try it

'my sister's 14, goin out with a senior...i can't wit til he fucks her'-Five0

-Friends don't let friends skiblade-
 
hahaha i think you ^ might lose on the bet if money is involved.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
one of my fat assed friends did that at summer camp. But it was chocolate milk, so it was that much harder because it was so sweet. It came in cartons too. He ended up doing i think 16 cartons and then sat in bed for the rest of the day puking. Its not impossible but its fucking hard

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
its on

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
its on

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Urban Productions

*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
In the wise words of Wayne Campbell (Wayne's World) 'If you spew and she comes back, you know you have her.'

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
Now I really just have to try.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
If i drink 1 glass for milk i will shit my pants, wonder what a whole gallon would do it me.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
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