Sig Comp, Win $10

A cat always lands on his feet,and a piece of bread always lands butter side down,so what would happen if you put a piece of bread butter side up on a cats back?

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
im pretty sure the cat would land on its feet

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
cats dont always land on their feet. if you flip them around really fast and throw em into a spin in the air they land on their heads and backs.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
You know what ? That joke is sooo underplayed. I really do need to hear more gross exagerations about devalued curency in my day.

 
whereesdegergre up?

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
how bout this

dude that kid has a dick on his forehead.....does that make him a unicorn?

'My uterus is bigger than yours.....i bet you haven't even had a pap smear.'-The Racest Barber
 
how bout this.

Since I was fucking with all you all along, and I don't have ten dollars to just give away, how about I make up my own dam sig and thank all you for giving so many good suggestions which you can be sure I'll be using as soon as you all forget this.

New sig:

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*TAK New Sig*

copyright 2003 TAK Industries.
 
wow you don't even have 10 canadian bucks??? damn boy i'm sorry

'My uterus is bigger than yours.....i bet you haven't even had a pap smear.'-The Racest Barber
 
'dude i just fucked that girl from Hanson'

'swweeeeeeettt'

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
what do you call nuts on a wall?.........walnuts

what do you call nuts on your chest?....

........................................chestnuts

wht do you call nuts on your chin?........

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............................a big dick in your mouth.

never moon a werewolf. never!
 
How bout u just give me the money before I have Cousin Dan and Edrico multiply the size of your ass-hole by 10.

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Suck My Dick ! ! !

--Yes, but do you know the muffin man?--

**In The Land OF The Blind The Man With One Eye Is King**
 
' i have a takky icon '

' TABERTAK!!! '

' civilized americans use tak-tickle warfare '

' how many ways can you squash earwigs? '

' dont smoke crack... suck my penis '

' howard stern naked '

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
'brb...my porn is finished downloading'

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
since TAK screwed everyone over, we should seek revenge and add shitty things TAK has done to our signatures. i'm not going to but it's an idea

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
...skiing is like sex, when it is good it is really good, when it is bad it is still pretty good....

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

 
how bout. i fuck dogs up da anus.

canadian dollars rock. BITCH.

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Official Benditto Hater Of NewSchoolers

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

 
^fucks dogs up the ass

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Vote Weiner #1 for Biggest Shit-Talker on NS

'hell yeah, Ice fishing rules! I love sitting on a bucket in the middle of the cold staring down a hole hoping something will eat a dying worm. But ice fishing is way better than that.' - Phrosty

'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!

 
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