Sierra Ski & Patio

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Don't mind the patio name, this shop rocked my socks. They give very competitive pricing and an awesome knowledgeable sales staff. I think it is Roseville/ kinda sac area. I encourage everyone to go check it out. Word.

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...Just put it in you mouth.
 
We're reordering Armada ARV's cuz you fuckers came and bought them all. Thanks for coming out our opening weekend was off the hook. We'll have the best prices and selection in California all season, and with the good sales in twintips I think I've convinced my owner that they're worth being committed to. So expect 4FRNT in a week or two and a good assortment of fat twintips all season. Just a word to the wise Line is almost sold out of everything but the Chronic for this years production so come down soon for new Motherships, Skogans, and Pollards. We're at Madison and I-80 in Sacramento (on 80 Reno).

If you don't know you betta axe somebody.

 
^So hot this shop is. Now the ARV's are mine!!!

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
yeah, that idiot Mack! He bought MY ARVs. so photoshopped. You know what though, I ordered another pair from them, and they're gonna be fatter and badder than yours...keep it on the dl. The sale was awesome...it was almost as though every ski i was about to buy got snatched out of my fingertips. They BETTER convince the manager to carry twin tips all season. They were selling like hotcakes when we were there. I probably could've sold a pair of Fujatives to my dead auntie that snowboards. word.

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...Just put it in you mouth.
 
I think we sold three pairs of skis while we were just standing in there talking to people. We need commission or something.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
i like how we all look to Nick for advice...what would Nick know about buying NEW skis! j/p bitch.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Not that anyone cares but both of these guys looked to me for approval for there arv's. Lief at one point broke down and was leaning against the wall full of ski's, It looked as if he was crying..then proceeded to stand on both the arv and mo ship's for atleast 15 minutes acting like he was skiing pow and throwing down spin's.Mack walked in grabbed the only pair of armada's and basically said 'I want these' than looked at me for about 15 second's without saying a word waiting for some sign of approval.Lief was pissed off because he got his hands on the only pair that was there and didnt get to take them home to sleep with and man wax.. i gave the go ahead and the deal was done. then he started haggling for binder's. Im just going to call then starsky and hutch now becasue there gonna have the same shit.. oh yeah just because you arv's doesnt mean either of you can keep up with me! late im Photoshopped Bitch's

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
^Thought about it, but the ARV's will be more versatile and will let my gimp ass spin a little easier than a 191 ski would. Plus these were $150 cheaper.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
I have 182 or 184(whatever they are....) Rossi Scratch BC's now and I want something bigger for the pow. I would buy ARV's but i dont think they would be that much different. I really want to step it up if you know what i mean.

*Kerry-Edwards '04*

Free Ipod
 
^sounds like just the person for JP pros, or Maide'ns

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
HAHA...unless you find ARVs at your local shop, I got the LAST pair of ARVs in the country bitches. Good luck to those in the hunt for the illest ski of '05.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
Armada doesnt have anymore. ski shops due but shop's cant order them from Armada anymore.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
You must post pics and give us a full review.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
i see that place when i drive home from work on 80. the patio part kinda threw me off... ill have to go check it.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
damn...i gotta get down there...i just bought some PE's towards the end of last season (cheap as hell) unfortunately it was the 03-04 model...i want the new ones and some fujatives

i live in Elk Grove so its kind of a drive but ill have to come this weekend

 
hahahaha I know more than you all. I sold my soul to the devil who happens to know of a secret stash of ARV's! Don't be one bit surprised if we get a bunch more at my dope ass Patio store.

Ps Our AR5's are $408.00 and if you come in tomorrow and say you're from a ski club/team you can get them 20% off! No shitting you. Late.

pps we also have most Line's, Karma's and Troublemakers

450 Axe Somebody.
 
^OH snaps...you mean 20% off 408? Shit, forget my english paper. I'm heading over there tomorrow.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
skimasterflex, wadda say to alpine fri if they open up for weekday skiing? If there not open then sierra . Lief and mack dog same to you guy's.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
I've got my math midterm, but we've got thursday off, Sierra might be in the works?

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
thursday is no good for me , i cant get off work. I sure as hell dont want to go on the weekend.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
what is it with ski/patio places? helm does it, tri city does it, and now another one (and i'm sure there's more)? I'm just curious who got all excited and was like 'I'm going to sell skis....AND lawn chairs. what do you think about that bitches?' Personally, I just go for the ski stuff, and I've never bought a picnic table on a whim.

'we're kinda like 7-11, we're not always doing business, but we're always open...'
 
Its kinda hard to keep a ski shop in CA going in the summer bro, they dont sell that shit in the winter.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
yeah, but what about wakeboarding gear? or mountain bikes, or some summer activity besides sitting on your porch getting tossed with a couple beers, bro :P

'we're kinda like 7-11, we're not always doing business, but we're always open...'
 
I'll be at Sierra Tuesday and maybe thursday too unles Alpine opens up. Sierra Snowboard Ski and Patio is owned by the same family as Tri-City first of all that is why we rock so hard. Secondly Patio shit makes more money than snowsports especially in Sac and Placer counties where the home values are going up like 20+% anually. It's all about the benjamins. Plus I cant wait till next season when we make sick jibs outta left over yard accessory pieces. It's gonna be sick.

450 Axe Somebody.
 
^word to that. Getting tossed on the patio rocks my socks. Furthermore, rail sliding and buttering over picnic tables is gonna be sick. Lets hit up Sierra Thursday dude. Nick, I'm down for whatever on Friday.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
^Quit your girlfriend and dump your job. Things will work better that way.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Haha, i'm starting a Nick is a whipped pussy thread. Word to that. Everyone, whether you know him or not should talk trash.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
how much are the ARV's running? i think im gonna probably stop by this week if not tomorrow. now all i need is a little bit more money

 
^better hurry, the've only got one pair left.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Hey Ghost we have one pair of 175cm ARV's left and Armada is out until at least Christmas. They're the best price you'll find too, below minimum advertised price (map) so I can't say exactly. Actually I just forget how much they are. The AR5 is $408, Hey Lief and Mack How much were your ARV's, cuz they're at least that low if not lower. Peace.

450 Axe Somebody.
 
hey taylor, where you going up to tomorrow, cause it think that sugarbowl is closed for mid week ops. Jim said something about he's working on getting about 6 more ARVs. Don't know yet. But give me a call.

 
hey taylor, where you going up to tomorrow, cause it think that sugarbowl is closed for mid week ops. Jim said something about he's working on getting about 6 more ARVs. Don't know yet. But give me a call.

 
Hey does anyone know if SugarBowl is still open midweek or was that just for last week cuz of veterans day?

450 Axe Somebody.
 
hey david, you the cat from Salt Lake. Good choice on the Skogens. Now all you need are the reactor bindings. I was the other guy at the store talking with you.

 
OH man Nick, i can't wait to just thrash my TMs now and see you start crying.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
you guys sell clothing too right? i am all outta clothes...like i literally wear shorts and t-shirt everywhere...i wear like the same pants 3 days in a row cause i dont have any others...i wore my jeans 4 days in a row this week and i hate it...how expensive is clothing if you guys carry it?

 
negatory good buddy. we don't carry any pants other than snowboard and ski pants, but we do have shirts, sweatshirts, and some pimp line beanies that just came in today.

 
Lief and I rocked the Citiscape today with our 176 and 180 AR5's. It was pimp shit. Alpine is blowing enough snow to keep their park nice. And we just dropped prices again on skis at Sierra Snowboard and Ski. We are also expecting 4Frnt's to ship any day now. Word.

'I think these pants have really taken me to the next level' -Lief Storer

 
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