Sickest Rail Ever

KillerMonkey

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Supposedly has only been greased once ever

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It was greased twice, both locals. I bet DC could do it.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
tanner greases and pep in happy dayz

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All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

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That one looks different than the one in happy dayz

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im trying to think about were on the rail i would die, if i actually tried this beat

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this one is at squaw i believe and the other one in happy dayz is in copper. it might be the other way. two locals did this one. its was in freeskier

 
its in squaw vallay and only one person has done it, his name is doug or dan or somthing, he drives the shuttle around squaw. and thats not the one in propaganda, all though tanner did try and fail to get it. he didnt even get that close. there is a flat part at the begining that makes it way hard to get into the curve. the only other person that has gotton close is B Divine

does that mean you don't want a fish sandwich
 
that's sick.

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thats in one of the Freeskier magazines, i think it is the last one of the year, if not it is the one with the best ski town strip clubs

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Absolutely WOW!! Thats incredible just imagine the construction of that rail let alone greasing it!

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looks like the one in junkshow diaries

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Ive never eever seen it open...but going up to it it looked kinda sketch there is lots of little kinks

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That it makes us smile if it sounds DOPE...

 
u r all so fucking stupid. no that is not the one in happy days. since there is no one in the pic u can't tell but it is actually about 75ft long

yay skiing

 
thats dope and i know that tanner and pep did...and as i hear those 2 locals. so theres 4

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i ski there every day and know everyone else thats part of the crew there, i also know everyone on the park crew, i know only 1 guy has gotton it

does that mean you don't want a fish sandwich
 
that is different than the one in happy dayz, that one was red, but i think snowboarders greesed it in one of there vids

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peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
yea id say 25 tries and itll be greased twice

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
i thought that tanner and pep did a rail very similar to that but not that big...it says somthing about that rail in a FREESKIER from last year and it says only a couple people have gotten it

 
^^THAT ONE WAS IN HAPPY DAYZ

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
^ No you'll be fine, its only like 18 inches off of the ground.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
^^^just high enough for me to nut myself

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
ok the rail at squaw is not the one in happy dayz....I ski there 20+ days a year and know for sure its not I think the one in Happy days was put up at timberline....just like the loop was in propoganda when they film with straight jacket productions.....or so I hear

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We the American working population

Hate the fact that eight hours a day

Is wasted on chasing the dream of someone that isn't us

And we may not hate our jobs

But we hate jobs in general

That don't have to do with fighting our own causes

We the American working population

Hate the nine to five day-in day-out

But we'd rather be supporting ourselves

By being paid to perfect the pasttimes

That we have harbored based solely on the fact

That it makes us smile if it sounds DOPE...

 
MIDGETTT!!!!!!!!^^ it takes me about 29 inchs

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^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
the rail in happy days IS NOT THAT RAIL!!!!! i tried to find a pic but failed. the one in hapy days is gone now i think.

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old idea, they did that in happy days

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totally and completely homosexual. I mean, by saying that, you might as well wear a shirt that says 'I like it up the Ass'-misterbinz

 
i ne ver said it was the one in happy days.. im saying its like that one and the person who commented infront of me was talking about the one in happy days

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
here is the exact quote from freeskier magazine regarding this rail.

'the swirly: squaw valley california

some locals will tell you that 'the swirly' has been ridden successfully as many as 18 times. but as of mid-january, squaws park manager, erik roggeveen, insists its only been ridden clearly once. its easy to see why even the squaw crew is struggling to learn it: the rail totals 78.5 feet in length, and the curve itself is 63 feet long and drops 10 feet. this year the squaw crew widened the exit area and added paneling under the rail, so the swirly shoulnt be quite as painful as having the seniors stick your head in the toilet'

there you guys go

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yea i saw the shoot go down at t-line that was in happy dayz. although i didnt even know what twin-tips were back then. i just remember this crazy rail that goes around and under

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