Sick Pickup Lines?

[parkchilla]

word

 

[Skierguy1234]

you ski or board? wanna lip slide my rail?

 

[Gnarzecki]

my face hurts can i have yours.

 

[Alkyy]

How much does a rino weigh????

Enough to brake the ice, Hi i'm alex wanna fuck?

 

[ThaLetterM.]

are you from heaven because i have a massive erection.

did you use windex on those jeans because i wanna cum on your face

no but for real

hi. im emmett. whats your name?

 

[ridenslider]

are u from Tennessee? cause ur the only 10 i c... lol