Sick Pickup Lines?

[The_Wasp]

Was your daddy a baker? cuz u got some fine buns!

-- give me your best ones

 

[finch7789]

hahahaha

 

[RockandRollTroll]

Guy to girl: hey wanna go get some pizza and screw?

Girl to guy: Ewww, thats gross

Guy To Girl: What you dont like pizza?

 

[bobs]

do u have any raisons

how about a date

the pickup line doesnt matter anyways

its the feelings that count

mine are like a rock

you cant break them

 

[Grimace.]

i dont use pick up lines

i can just make direct i contact and then they cant resist me

 

[7X]

yea i seduce with my eyes

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

if you were a booger id pick you first!

 

[deleteme]

haha, heres one from my friend lane: if you were a mcdonalds burger you'd be a mcbeautiful....

 

[KRASHED]

Do you work at Subway?

Because your giving me a footlong!

 

[90iwish]

ahaha

 

[Dilla]

all chuck norris needs to say is "now"

but your probably not chuck norris so thtis is what you should say.

"youre taking me to the lumber yard right?"

"Why?"

"because your givin me wood."

 

[~Cork_1080~]

this thread is kind of....... GAYYYY

 

[Liam.]

brad u wish

heres one lol brad u will laugh (we try to pick up our friends sister who is 12 year old dont worry we are 15)

do you have space pants, because your ass is out of this world

 

[parkerhouse]

okay guys, i got one, you're really hot, let's go back to my house and have sex

 

[KRASHED]

are you an angel?

.....ive got nothing lets just hump like rabbits

 

[Arabian.]

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

[KRASHED]

ive got gonorrea

you want some of this?

 

[90iwish]

Wanna go back to my place and play army?

I can be the soilder and you can blow the hell outa me

 

[iskilibertys]

nice legs, what time do they open??

 

[sneather]

i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me?

 

[S-Titterington]

do you work at ups cuz youve been stairing at my package.

hey you wear pants i wear pants we have something in common lets fuck.

i dont want to have sex with you i just want to see if it fits.

 

[abbey]

hahahaha.

 

[Poormansvault]

Are your parents retarded or something, because you are really special.

 

[potatofarmer]

-my dick died. can I bury it in your ass?

-that shirt is very becoming on you. But it I were on you, I'd be cuming too.

-If we were squirrels, I'd hide my nuts in your hole.

 

[milkdud951]

lets mate

 

[duhamelski]

maybe we could go back to my place and you could search my bar

 

[sKILOve07]

ahhh what a fucker, i knew steve didn't come up with that one on his own.. damnit haha the fine buns one made me laugh though.

 

[mad_540_trix]

haha yeah.

 

[pag]

that's the only 1 that could work...

 

[Leckett]

you'll do

 

[T-Nels]

*lick your finger and rub it on your shirt*

now lets get you out of those wet clothes.

 

[babysteeze84]

I'll give you one that WON'T work...

"WHOA! Check out those nice titties."

one that would at least be kind of cute...

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk back by again?"

 

[Ghst]

Most of these are gold, here's one I stole

"I'll grind your box if you lipslide my rail"

Or something something, I don't know

 

[TRIppEN]

did it hurt?

falling from the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down

 

[=Worf=]

are your feet tired? cause youve been running through my mind all day

 

[QuazBotch]

Is it hot in here, or did I just vomit in my shoes?

 

[babysteeze84]

Bwahahahaha, I love it.

 

[RastaSkier9]

Is your dad a farmer?

Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock

Baby your legs are like peanut butter...

Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread

I might not be Fred Flinstone

But i can certainly make your bedrock

 

[skifree919]

the funny thing is, the girl im with's dad is a baker.

 

[Petey.]

thats mine bitch

 

[___ASP___]

there are a few good ones

hi, my name is george, im unemployed and i live with my parents!

did u grow up on a rooster farm? no why? cause u sure know how to raise cocks!

did u have a keg in ur pants? no why? cause i wanna tap that ass!

i know that milk does a body good but damn.. how much did u drink!

thats all i can think of for now!

 

[CalShralpGirl]

I know that one as "I'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail" It's funny anyway though

 

[Leckett]

thatll get you prime pussy for sure

 

[alaskadrifter]

has anyone ever had one actually work?

 

[xcjumpx]

go up and hand the girl your cell phone and say "ill call you later" and walk away.

 

[ryan.c]

hahahahahahahahaha

^why would you ever give her ur cell phone n then leave, thats a real smart idea...

 

[tBatt]

ahhhh i was gunna say something along those lines

 

[andrewg]

lol

 

[Ddrem]

hey! you from outta town?"

- night at the roxbury

actually worked for me once on a girl, believe it or not

 

[t_rob]

do you know how to spell orgasm because i bet i can make you sound it out

 

[SunapeeSkier09]

^hahaha