SICK HALLOWEEN COSTIUME IDEAS

My buddy from work built himself a costume to look like one of those brown creatures that is chasing the cat, i forgot what they are called.
 
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The last few years I have worn a business suit and carried a gun. It was pretty baller. This year I was thinking about the BK King and walk around putting monopoly money into peoples pockets. But itd get too hot in there and I dont wanna get all sweaty.

I do like doing offensive things, so I need something good. Fuck I am sitting on NS and I gotta shower and be in class in 30 mins. Shiiiit I really gotta get my shit in gear, have my books didn't show up and classes started a week ago. Yet here I am shootin the shit about halloween costumes.
 
i'm gonna be a partial birth abortion. I'll drag around a walmart trashcan filled with bloody brown paper towells, of course the afterbirth will be there too.
 
ahh thats what i wanted to do. if you come across a green man suit that isnt 50 dollars, do let me know.
 
my friend is also doing that.

my friend did an abortion last year.

you guys need more creative ideas...
 
 
im dressing up as danny kass for haloween so I can stand in the middle of the street and fend off poachers who want to take what belongs to snowboarders!
 
My birthday is the day before too....

Im thinking the guy who throws eggs are everyone who dressed up...
 
i was on the lift with a ski patroler and he told me how his friend but a cardboard box over him with a cut out just below eye level. then he wrote on top free mammogram. and he said his friend was getting chicks to take their tops off and shove their boobs in his face, and he was grabbing their boobs. that is the best idea ever.
 
instructions:

1. cut armholes in a cardboard box. label it "house"

2. make a newspaper hat. label it "hat"

3. dont shower for a week

4. make a nametag. lable it "hobo"

5. proceed to party. getting laid is guaranteed.
 
last year i went as Iceman from Top Gun......jump suit & aviators were awesome. as for ideas.......

the Serta Sheep (group)

your own facebook page

michael phelps

the South Park woodland critters.......i have seen giant squirrel suits online and in catalogs. redonk.

Quailman from the Nickelodeon show Doug

Bleaker from Juno (track outfit)

 
my buddy last year was a box of wine, with the spout where his junk would be so people were pretty much on there knees drinkning from his shit all night,

i might be a managram machine this year
 
an oldstyle track runner is the best i can think of right now, this year im just being simple a zebra whereing my windells hoodie and black and white stuff
 
I want to be oscar the grouch from sesame street. Cut the bottom out of a trash can, make some kind of suspenders to hold it on, get an oscar mask. then somehow put something back in the bottom and fill it with delicious treats
 
Me and 3 of my friends are gonna be lumberjacks. Gonna carry around a plastic ax and a bottle of maple syrup all day. I'm also gonna borrow my dads leg spikes and go climb the tree in the back commons woot!
Should be fun as hell.
 
last year me and like 6 or 7 friends went all as Zoltan's from dude wheres my car. we just got like bubble wrap and made interstellar jumpsuits. but by the end of the night i dont think anyone still had a full outfit.
 
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