Sick Fucks and AOL chat

when i was about 14 or 15 i went to this lesbian chat rooom pretending to be a dyke so i started chatting with this other dyke and she asked me for a picture so i found some random picture of some hot naked chick that had the quality of a disposable camera which was perfect. so i send her the pic and she says i am really sexy and that she'd like to meet me and i found this pretty funny at the time. so i ask her for a nude pic and she sends me one and i got all excited. so i find the file and open it and it was some dirty old man who was about 50 years old spread out on a chair showing his package. this fucken scared the shit out of me so i closed it and deleted it as fast as i could. then he sends me a message saying he was really a man and that he loved me and wanted to meet me. i got the fuck out of that chat room but the fucker somehow got my email address and added me to icq trying to pick me up by sending me dirty messsages both on icq and through email. i had to change all my internet shit after that cuz he wouldnt leave me alone. even after i told him i was a fucken male

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

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i was fucken 14 years old. i didnt know what to do! i was scared the guy was gonna come to my town and molest me or something. who knows maybe he would of been even more turned on once he found i was a 14 year old boy

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^omg thats scary as hell

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
Yeah dude, you could have gone from pimp to alter boy right there.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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he got owned

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i have never done that again either

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
A couple years ago, a bunch of us were at a friends house drinking. We made up a name and started talking to this guy who lived in the same town. About an hour into the convo, we convinced him to meet us near a local supermarket. So after finding out what kind of car he had, about 6 of us pile into a car to 'meet' our friend. We he got there we just started yelling, calling him a perv and what not, and he jetted. When we got back to my friend, he had Im'ed us saying, 'That was not funny guys'

 
haha sounds like a great time

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