Sick Fucks and AOL chat

GingerKid08

GingerKid08

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I was bored and decided to pay a visit to a random AOL chat. There really are some sick and twisted people out there.

SyntheticD3ATH: ASL PIC?

EasySteezy: 14/f/mn there is two of us

SyntheticD3ATH: PICS?

EasySteezy: no, sorry, but i promise were hot!

SyntheticD3ATH: WELL CAN U 2 DESTRIEB YOURSELF?

SyntheticD3ATH: WAIT FIRST DO U HAVE A MIC?

EasySteezy: lol ok!

EasySteezy: no, i dont know anyone named mic

SyntheticD3ATH: NO DO U HAVE A MIRCOPHONE

EasySteezy: no, sorry, but we make up for it in hotness, and hornyness!

SyntheticD3ATH: WELL WHAT U 2 WAERING?

EasySteezy: almost nothing! and its really cold in here

SyntheticD3ATH: WHAT R U 2 DOING?

EasySteezy: cindy is wearing a cute pair of undies with a little monkey on the but

EasySteezy: what are you wearing?

SyntheticD3ATH: BOXERS

SyntheticD3ATH: R U TO DOING ANYTHIGN WITH EACH OTHER?

EasySteezy: no, not yet

EasySteezy: we were trying to get this other guy to role play, but he wasnt very good at it

SyntheticD3ATH: OH

SyntheticD3ATH: WELL ILL DO IT

EasySteezy: are u ne good?

EasySteezy: lolz

SyntheticD3ATH: CAN U 2 DESRIBE YOURSELF THOUGH?

EasySteezy: o sure!

EasySteezy: my name is tammy, and i am 5'5 brown hair brown eyes a c cup boobs

SyntheticD3ATH: SHAVED? ADN WEIGHT?

EasySteezy: cindy is like the same, except she is blonde hair

EasySteezy: we both just shaved in the hottub!

SyntheticD3ATH: OHHH NICE

EasySteezy: HAH it was so funny, cause cindy lost the razor!!

SyntheticD3ATH: HAHA

EasySteezy: and we had to put a snorkel on to find it!

SyntheticD3ATH: OHH NICE

SyntheticD3ATH: SO DO U 2 WANNA ROLE PLAY?

EasySteezy: sure!

EasySteezy: do u ever play diablo 2?

SyntheticD3ATH: CAN U 2 PIC ROLES

EasySteezy: cause i wanna be an amazon

SyntheticD3ATH: YEA I HAVE

EasySteezy: and cindy wants to be a sorceress

SyntheticD3ATH: ILL BE DIABLO

EasySteezy: hehe, i get it cause diablo is horny

EasySteezy: but that wont work, cause our misson is to kill diablo :'(

EasySteezy: what about a barbarian

EasySteezy: they are big and strong

SyntheticD3ATH: WELL UMMM FINE ILL BE OK

SyntheticD3ATH: U START

EasySteezy: no you, i dont like to start lol

EasySteezy: im so shy!

SyntheticD3ATH: WAIT HOW ABOUT DIFFER ROLES ?

EasySteezy: but i like these roles, we can do it in town, but we have to party up if you know what i mean

SyntheticD3ATH: ALRIGHT

EasySteezy: lolz!

EasySteezy: k start

SyntheticD3ATH: SO WE ARE IN THE TOWN AND I TELL U 2 TO FALLOW ME AND ILL RUSH U

EasySteezy: o that sounds good

EasySteezy: we are both level one and have no expierence ;-)

SyntheticD3ATH: AND IOM LVL 99

EasySteezy: rush us big strong barbarian! *we jump and our bobbs shake!* heh

SyntheticD3ATH: AND I TAKE U INTO THEROOM AND I START TO TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES

EasySteezy: we cant do that here! charsi will see us, lets go to the chest, we both hav the expansion pack so we can fit in there!

SyntheticD3ATH: SO WE ARE IN THE CHEST ..

EasySteezy: yea, but there is plenty of room, its stuffy and me and cindy are getting a little hot

EasySteezy: but we cant reach the clip behind our breast plates

SyntheticD3ATH: SO I UNDO THEM AND YOUR NOT WEARING ANYTHIGN UNDERNETH

EasySteezy: o thats so much better! my boobs flop out as i set my spear aside

SyntheticD3ATH: AND I ASK U 2 TO REMOVE MY IMMORTAL KING ARMOR

EasySteezy: o man i cant figure out how to get your gaunlents off, cindy has to help me, they are so heavy! lol

SyntheticD3ATH: KEEP GOIN

EasySteezy: cindy removes your helm and rubs her boobs into your face

EasySteezy: as i work strenuously to untie your boots

SyntheticD3ATH: AND I SUCK ON THE NIPPLES

EasySteezy: *SHOOM* cindy got exited and accdentally kicked over her staff which sent out an ice nova!

SyntheticD3ATH: ANDI GET FROVEN

SyntheticD3ATH: . .

EasySteezy: o no! we better warm you up

EasySteezy: we start rubbing all over your body

EasySteezy: and work our way down to your *axe* at the same time

SyntheticD3ATH: YEA . . .

EasySteezy: we are getting tired, kinda feel like we are doing all the work

SyntheticD3ATH: WELL CAN I PLZ CHANGE THE ROLES AND THEN WE WILL COME BACK TO THESE

EasySteezy: no you cant stop in the middle

EasySteezy: just finnish

SyntheticD3ATH: THEN ANOTHER ROLE?

EasySteezy: we are working hard at your 'axe' (that means your dick)

EasySteezy: sure after this we will do another role

SyntheticD3ATH: AND I STAR TTO UNFREEZE AND I SAY TO BLOW IT MIGHT HELP MORE

EasySteezy: cindy blows while i start to dance with my spear

EasySteezy: i can feel myself leveling up

SyntheticD3ATH: AS I START TO GET MOVEMENT IN MY HANDS I START TO FINGER BOTH ON U . . .

SyntheticD3ATH: RUB ALL AROUDN YOUR SHAVED PUSSY

EasySteezy: i am at least level 15 now, getting higher by the minute, sooni will climax at level 99!

EasySteezy: that feels o so good!

EasySteezy: your forgetting about cindy tho, she is trying to get in on this

EasySteezy: she casts an eternal warmth spell

EasySteezy: that heats us both up

SyntheticD3ATH: AND AS IM FINGERING U I SHOVE MY DICK IN HER PUSSY

SyntheticD3ATH: AND SLAM IT IN HER

EasySteezy: o man, we are getting so hot over here, we are both fingering ourselves, what are you doing?

SyntheticD3ATH: JACKIGN OFF

SyntheticD3ATH: GETTING VERY HARD

EasySteezy: you sick fuck, i am laughing my ass of right now, i have showed this convo to all my firneds, this really is a dude, and this is funny as hell that perverts like you wack off to people they dont know on the internet, and you have to be the most pathetic person i have ever seen, your jacking off a fucking computer game. Stupid pervert

EasySteezy: that to much for you to read? should i seperate it a little?

SyntheticD3ATH signed off at 8:49:34 PM.

 
ive done stuff like that before. except it better if you tell them subtley. i pretend to be a girl, then i say 'oh, im getting so hard'. its so funny.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
Before I get bahsed that its like 'I put on my robe and wizard hat' he wanted to role play and i just had to go for diablo two cause i had the cd cover layin around from my no friends days.

 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

foiled again!! brilliant!

I used to do crack. I still do, but i used to too.
 
hahahaha this is classic

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
 
that's so awesome. Hahahahahaha I'm going to do that.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!......BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA! That was sweet. that guy got OWNED!

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
wow...i dont know whether to be amused or disgusted.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
naw, the kid was prolly spent three lines in.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
that's the funniest thing i've heard since the last tiem i came to this forum...yesterday, but hilarious nonetheless.

how do you know so much about diablo?

Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
 
I dont know whos more fucked up the guy trying to roleplay the 14 year old girls online or the man pretending to be two 14 year olds girls on the internet and talking sexually with guys.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
naw that was stupid. no match for wizard hat

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
HAHAHHAHAHAH, that shit was so funny. i can't believed that guy thought you were telling the truth with all that stupid shit you were saying.

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- Josh Rainey

- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

'And if i get caught then my ass is up north, straight on the course for upstated New York'-The Mobb
 
That was classic guys, good job. It's better to act as an undercover cop though, that works best.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
I put on my robe and wizard hat.... ring any bells?

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-Jonathan

Jibij Pro Shop

'A little too much hot sauce on that one'
 
hahahaha that was great. what a faggot

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
haha, I play under a girls name when I play Counter-Strike just so the lonely fucks get like that, then I shoot them in the face... with an assault rifle.

-Andy

---ppp---
 
wow what the fuck is wrong with some people. it was werid to start with and then it got ever more fucked up

NOT PART OF 'B-CREW', fuck that.
 
it's been a while since we've seen this.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.

Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.

Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.

Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.

Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.

Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.

Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.

Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

Sarah19fca: you like that?

Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.

Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?

Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.

Sarah19fca: Peanuts?

Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?

Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

Sarah19fca: This is stupid.

Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.

Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?

Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.

Sarah19fca: /ignore

Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.

Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?

DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)

DirtyKate:Who are you?

Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

DirtyKate: Haha! OK

DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, 'Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you', then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!

Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?

DirtyKate:Umm...Yes

DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.

Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.

Bloodninja:How did you know?

Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?

DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

DirtyKate:What the f**k?

DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t

DirtyKate:F**k

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?

Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?

MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.

Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out

Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.

(pause)

MommyMelissa: is that it?

Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.

Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?

MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

(pause)

Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.

Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.

MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.

MommyMelissa: ...

Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

MommyMelissa: whatever

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.
 
the papa johns one is hilarious.

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one time i was able to do raole play and say i was a fairy god mother. i told him that i went 'bippidy boppidy boop' and turned him into a pumpkin. i was like 'what should we d onow' and he went 'i dont know, im a pumpkin'

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
thats hilarious, but not as funny as wizard hat

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor.

hahaha its my new sig.

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'My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor.'- 4skizzle
 
I didn't write these. They were posted a few times about a year or so ago.

There are a few more buried in the threads somewhere I just couldn't find them.

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.
 
Papa John's is so classic.

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Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
hahaha.

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'Its only in fresh powder the lonely skier leaves his tracks.

Its only in fresh powder an artist can express himself'

Arnold Lunn, 1925
 
bahahahah wow that was fekking hilarious. ahhh lmao.

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
yknow man...thats realy uncool..i cried for hours after i found out you were a dude

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

TMC, JC, S3p
 
i like it

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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
 
yknow man...thats realy uncool..i cried for hours after i found out you were a dude

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE... YOU'RE THAT GUY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUNNY...

-Andy

---ppp---
 
hahahahah, thats soo funny!

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
bloodninja, whoever he is, is a genius haha!

'Now you can't see. Bitch.'

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
im not sure what is more sad. the fact that he knew so much about diablo 2 or the fact that he got hot over two girls who knew so much about diablo. i mean come on, hot girls that play diablo?

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

 
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