Shut the fuck up about Simon Dumont

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anxju

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I know i havent posted here in a long ass time, and now i remember why. i watched the dew tour today and i knew there would be a bunch of bitches out there thinking theres something wrong with the way simon acted.

Simon did absolutely nothing wrong today or at breck. Would you or i be pissed that a slight hand drag placed me 2nd after i just perfectly threw tricks that gus kenworthy can only dream of hucking? abso-fucking-lutely. Would you or i find being interviewed a nuisance when i am trying to win myself money and pride and an award? abso-fucking-lutely. Sorry skiing is his life/profession/career/what he cares about most, and sorry you will never amount to anything on his level or become as much of a competitor as he is. You dont know what its like to compete at his level, you dont know what its like to get screwed by a binding or a judge. so quit fucking complaining about his emotions perhaps getting the better of him in an adrenaline rushed situation. most of you have also never met simon or gotten to know who he is, so i dont know where a lot of you think you can come on here and lecture everyone about what kind of a person he is.

You have a problem with him being a poor role model for aspiring skiers? if anything, simon shows the attitude of a champion and a serious competitor, not some jerk off who doesnt give a shit about anything besides getting plastered and blazed. you think tom brady doesnt complain? you think kobe bryant doesnt complain? you seriously wanna badmouth simon while gagging on tanner halls cock and gurgling his cum? smoking 7oz of weed a day makes you a poor role model. needing to win does not.

simon has progressed and expanded the sport of freesking arguably more than any other pro. ask anybody on the side of the street to name you a pro freeskier, and they will most likely respond with either "simon dumont" or "i have no fucking idea." He brings a terrific image to the sport; he carries with him a competitive spirit and does not act like a punk like most other freeskiers. if anything, you should be thankful for what hes done to our beloved sport instead of attacking him at the slightest opportunity

Is it unmanly of him to cry? fuck no. Hell, i fucking cried after the pats lost last week, and im sure most of the team (thats a group of the manliest men on earth) did too. tom brady definitely cried, and hes 110% pure man sex machine. the dude bangs gisele bundchen. hes more of a man than you will ever be and he cries. and again, you have no idea what its like to compete on this stage or how much it means to simon, so fuck off

now before you subhuman senseless idiots start making assumptions about me, i have met simon before and he was nothing but nice. one of my friends also happened to barhop with simon all over boston, and said only expressed positive attitudes toward the best pipe skier in the world
 
and before you bumbling dipshits out there start arguing about whether or not he deserved the score he got, im not here nor am i qualified enough to bicker about his score. im here for his attitudes and actions, not his 86.75 score. so dont even start with that
 
Nobody really cares about how cocky simon is, everybody would still ask him for a picture of would like to talk to him just because he is a great skier and he would still be.
 
well in some points ur maybe right! but saying he slightly touched the ground! u just jump on his dick! what i've seen is that he did touch the ground with both fists to not loose balance! maybe ur not into pipe judging, but simon should know himself pretty well that it was an good score with that mistake!! what i don't like at simons behavior at the interview: he's blaming on the judges, though they did everything right! but cause he is kinda of the most known freeskier in america outside of the scene, everyone on the tv now thinks the judges fucked up! YE THEY DID, BUT NOT ON HIM, MARG GOT ROBBED! hope u get my point! i think freeskiing is not that mainstream yet that someone like simon can behave like this infront of the TV camera!

(sry my english is wack, hope u get my point)
 
You know, the thing that really irks me is people who are too competitive. One thing Andyju here should understand is that if you cry because of sports, and American handegg for that matter, you probably have to get your brain checked.

In the competition side of our hobby, we don't really see such dickish action from anyone else than Mr. Dumont.

 
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op it seemes like you are sucking simons dick and gaging on his cum. i agree that the people bitching about his actions are retarded, these athletes love this sport so much that when something goes wrong their emotions get the most of them. and as for tanner he isnt ment to be a role model he says it in his movie that his job his to ski and for people to look up to his skiing not him as a person.
 
i agree with you for the most part. people give him a lot of unnecessary shit, and it's good that he has a competitive spirit or whatever. but, you compare him to 90% of his competitors, who are also competitive, but who clearly have good vibes, and are stoked no matter what place they get. i think those are actions of role models IMO.
 
ive met him too. six degrees of separation is a scary concept. i digress....he's a really nice guy. was very happy to sign my poster, we had a great chat about a comp i had just done.
i bet all pro skiers have been dicks at some point, and i just dont get why simon gets so much hate here
 
I didn't read your wall of text but I asume it was kind of like this...

I saw this on Twitter, "SimonDumont06

Not my best performance, still a little bummed. Trying to figure out how to deal with losing and it sucks. Watch out x-games."

I have a suggestion, Man the fuck up, its just a comp.

As for you, do the same, he's just a sportsman.
 
I take issue with his actions in Breck. He wasn't going to take a second run but his agent talked him into it? Really? I'm not the most competitive person in the world, but when I'm playing soccer and my cleat doesn't plant and I slip, or my strings break in tennis, I don't sit there and bitch about my bad luck. I get up and try again. Show a bit of perseverance.
 
1.) cried over a football game 2.) of course tanner isnt a role model, he made that movie so people can recognize his struggle, and if i had the funds i would smoke 7 oz of weed a day
 
The problem I had with your argument is that you basically implied that other skiers don't care as much about winning as Dumont. Your 'poor role models' that smoke weed care equally as much about winning- they just haven't lately expressed it like a 10 year old.
 
he hand dragged, thats not a perfect run so it shouldnt get a perfect score or one up people that didnt hand drag landings. simple as that.
 
simon is a professional athlete and he needs to act like a professional on camera. i was just as bummed about him loosing cuz in my opinon he went the biggest and the hardest out of anyone. but he is still an athlete representing his sponsors and needs to act like a professional and calling out judges is not professional.
 
i saw him yesterday and didnt... He was signing auto graphs at a ski shop in killington and there were about there was 2 people who showed up to get an autograph within 30-40 minutes
 
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