Shrunken Jiberish

[4seasons]

Okey, so my idiot mom has manage to shrink my jiberish. Is there any way i can make as long as it were? ty

 

[blatt]

wash it and then stretch it out. pretty much the only way

 

[Ducky.]

Wear it in the shower, and pull down/stand on it

 

[Scott0_robot0]

well your mom isnt much of an idiot if she is doing YOUR laundry, but get it wet and just stretch it out, then wear it like a pimp.

 

[4seasons]

i wash my own laundry at dads hah

 

[mmallender.]

option1: do your own laundry

option2: if it is too much work for you to do ALL your own laundry, wash your own clothes that have special washing instructions

option3: if option 1 and 2 are not possible, dont buy clothes that can be ruined by washing them

 

[Gstrong]

your moms such an idiot

 

[JakeSalvador]

*drying in the dryer.

 

[-AP-]

get it wet and stretch it out, problem solved

 

[Ftacnik]

+1

 

[mmallender.]

washing can fuck up clothes too

 

[zerospinskier]

There are a couple things you can try. I think one is soaking it in distilled white vinegar or fabric softener for a while then stretching it back out. I don't remember exactly though, Google it.

 

[mmallender.]

pretty sure its bleach you soak it in, that or i hear paint thinner works pretty good too

 

[mmallender.]

just kidding DONT DO THIS, unless you want no clothes or ridiculously colorless clothes

 

[Da_CONK]

Ok I've had the same problem multiple times just follow these stuff it always works.

Step 1: Put on said shrunken T-shirt

Step 2: Heat it up with a lighter or other open flame, the flame has to come in contact with the fabric in order for this to work. (make sure you get around the entire length you want to stretch)

Step 3: Stretch

You have to do step 1 or else this WILL NOT WORK

 

[I_Am_Mod]

^^my toughts exactly !

 

[50in07]

You could have just told your mom to hang dry it...

 

[GnarNinja]

no its just only to the knees thats not tall enough

 

[FUUUCK]

All grown up

 

[4seasons]

xxl isnt very large when i am 5'11. thanks for beeing a dick hating on other peoples way of clothing

 

[mmallender.]

yeah xxl is still pretty damn big when youre 5'11, especially when you ask a normal human being who doest wear oversized clothing.

 

[4seasons]

i dont talk to normal human beeings very often

 

[andrew95]

hahahhahaha k+

 

[Huck_Norris]

oh cool, so when does you rap album drop, yo?

 

[mattb912]

You just sound retarded

 

[Big_Spence]

 

[bustinthejus]

hahaha +k

Seriously though... if your mom's doing your laundry, she's probably not that one who's the idiot, and you might as well enjoy it while it lasts...

 

[bustinthejus]

Fuuuu I already had you at 10/10...

 

[mmallender.]

HAHA nice

 

[Huck_Norris]

No, saying an XXL "isn't that big" for someone who's fkn 5'11" and not 400lbs sounds fucking retarded. But thanks Wigger McWiggensteins, carry on.

 

[Relish_man]

spot on

 

[treecery.]

get it sopping wet then do this

 

[andrew95]

ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!

 

[Avifarer]

email jiberish and tell them you want a new one

 

[kronickrew]

If you're " idiot " mom does such a horrible job of YOUR laundry why don't you do it yourself champ.

 

[joshua]

Not to mention you probably bought it with her money, and yes "allowance" counts as your parents money.

 

[kronickrew]

we make a good team of ripping on spoiled rich kids, right on mcully!

 

[PaleCelery]

hahahah so good

 

[T.MARTIN]

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[Beez]

haha. this is great

 

[SeanTom]

do this, i've done it before and it's set