Shrek 2

lizziebeth

lizziebeth

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i can't freaking wait. it comes out on a wednesday which is weird. i hope it lives up to the first, but i'm a little skeptical. sequals rarely do. thoughts anyone?

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the plot of it sounds really really stupid, but i bet itll be pretty entertaining

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 
It's gonna be awesome. When does it come out though?

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i just watched some show on it on VH1 it looks pretty good

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it's supposed to come out this wednesday, may 19th.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
 
saw it last night. pretty funny, but the plot sucked which i expected. lots of adult humor and satire about other movies and people. i liked it. anyone else see it yet?

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

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it looks funny

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i saw it today..it was hialrious. not as good as the first, but stil pretty good

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i hate it cus i work in a movie theater and all of the fricken little kids trash the place and i have to clean up the mess.

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a bunch of my friends have seen it, they said it is funny, but really dumb. i chose not to see it because the only thing from the first part i liked was the donkey

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I went with a female so I had no choice, and as much as my big bad masculine side wants to tell you I thought it blew, I kinda liked it. It was funny.

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IT'S A THONG!

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shrek 2, thats a lame name. how about the fellowship of the donkey. how about we never see donkey again. shrek 2, thats a great name

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funny how the cat had a voice but screeched like a cat

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the catnip part was hilarious.

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-Ben Bormann
 
i thought it was so damn hilarious, i was high, but none the less it cracked me up. puss in boots was the funniest fer sure

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yeah the catnip part in Knights was awesome.

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yeah it was damn hilarious.

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yeah it was damn hilarious.

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it was pretty good, it was aweomse how 'kyle' the cheauffeur at the beginning looked like Prince.

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i liked as much, if not more than the first. there were alot more spoofs on other movies, which were hilarious. the thong part was good, and i liked when the giant ginger bread man was sinking into the moat and said 'be good', sorta a spoof on terminator 2 when he's sinking into the lava. Puss was awesome and by far the cutest thing i've ever seen, especially towards the end when he said he was going to repay his debt to shrek by holding off the guards.

 
the 'be good' thing is kind of a spoof on e.t., too.

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hahaha I saw shrek 2 and I laughed sooo hard, the first one is still better though... awww it was so cute when puss in boots would look up with his big eyes and look sad... everyone in the theatre was like 'AWWWW!' yah, that thong part was funny, but I hated the fairy godmother she was just annoying*

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they also had burger king,old navy , and banana republic in the land far far away. donkey clicking his mouth on the ride there was funny but the thong part with pinochio was funny and then the pinochio tribute to michael jackson. soo funny. no not the gumdrop buttons

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I thought it sucked. And I thought the first one sucked too. Actually, now that I think of it I hate that kind of humor in general.

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I thought it was so funny, and definitely better than the first one. They knew how to make it really funny in this one, the first one they were sorta holding back a bit i think, but in 2 they wen't all out and it was great.

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it was quite awesome... i enjoyed it

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Yea I saw the Starbucks part hahahaahahahah

they ran to the other one aross the street

Great movie

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