Shrediquette

mikee

Active member
I don't know if any of you have seen or heard of this before, but transworld snowboarding magazine put out a shrediquette which is basically a set of basic rules that all riders should abide by. I think some of them are very true but some of them not so much, what do you guys think about it?

Never call last run//

Verbally acknowledging the last run of the day is the equivilent of raising your arms to the sky and begging the gods for a broken limb. Dismiss this as a harmless superstition if you want-but dont come crying to us when you shatter your femur on on the same silly stunt you've been stomping all day.

Never hit a kicker you didn't help build//

Only a complete idiot rolls up to a kicker and drops in without putting in some shovel time.********(Matt's commentary: this one's super imprtant, especially if you suck, and may possibly wreck the jump in some way, this one really pisses me off)

Don't bite someone else's trick//

In any sessions where the cameras are out-never do the same trick someone else is trying without getting prior verbal clearance.

Leave urban jib spots the way you found them//

Getting to session handrails outside the confines of a resort and not be harassed by the authourities is a gift-a little package tied up nice with a bow and given to you by a larger social order. There's no faster way to to ruin that gift for everyone than to spray paint and sticker-up said handrail spot.

Shovel off the stairs for a rail session//

...so people can see exactly how many stairs are involved with the rail, and so it doesn't look like you could hop off at any time and ride out on the snow-cover consequence free. 'It's about aesthetics'

Doubling up is wack// (on snowmobiles in the backcountry)

'I dont have my own sled, but those things'll haul up two people no problem...right?' Wrong. ...in addition to how uncomfortable straight dudes tend to feel spooning each other all day...

Be respectful about dropping in first//

If it's a jump or line you've initiated, you have first dibs if you want them. If you're in someone else's zone being shown around, step back and give them the shotgun.

Always step up to get the spot//

The deal is, you always have to step it up when hitting something that's been hit before.

Don't blow out a spot//

When you're taken to the goods, never blow out the location to a whole new crew who didn't know about it before. 'You have to respect a a person's secret when they show you a card out of their deck.'

Don't be a claimer//

Let your friends hype you up when you land something sick-that's what they're there for, after all. But throwing fists in the air in celebration of your own glory? Nah, that's wack.

-Michael Lifshitz-

Jibberishradical

www.absoluteskishop.com
 
no reason not to act accordingly, unless your one of those little whiny spoiled bitches, you tend to have no etiguette and need to be slapped repeatedly...

screw

you

guys,

im

going

home...

 
some people really need to read that and pay special attention to the ones about not hitting a kicker you didn't help build and not going around telling everyone about secret spots on the mtn. that pisses me off

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
Good stuff. Fuck the alpine responsibility code. These are the real rules.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
I dont agree with the whole 'don't bite somebody else's trick' rule. 99% of us on here are not pro so if the camearas are out and my buddy or I wants to throw the same trick its no big deal. We're just haven fun not trying to get on to a magazine cover or something.

 
^ya i was about to say that exact same thing

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
^there not talking about your best friend, and I know kids that are best friends that get really mad when someone goes and does the same thing w/out even acknowledging the other did it first.

 
I dont care if its your best friend or just some dude on the hill. I could care less if the some other guy does the same trick than me, if it looks better than mine did then the more power to him. Who cares?

 
that rule is very important. Its liek if you are trying to do a trick for 4 hours and you are getting so close and stoked and then someone else goes and throws it first try and doesn't even care... it sucks.

-Michael Lifshitz-

Jibberishradical

www.absoluteskishop.com
 
so if im trying cork 9's no one else in the park is allowed to do them too?

i think this rule only applies to photoshoots

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
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