Weather in North Korea is most acceptable and desirable in favour of those who have utmost desire to ski and snowboard in North Korea. It is rest assured the condition in North Korea honourable ski resort area will be of best quality and superior to other condition in less honourable ski resort such as that which is in South Korea and the dreaded dishonourable United State.
His honourable honour the honourous The North Korean Lord and Savior Kim Jong Un will enjoy with utmost pleasure your happiness when visiting North Korean wonderful ski and activity fun time resort of winter honour.
The rooms in wonderful resort are thrilling and have space to sleep, wake up, and look out window at wonderful snow and winter sport activity area, which is monitored 24 hours every day to ensure utmost safety of guest and prisoners kept in basement of resort.
Come to Honourable North Korea and realize your true happy inner honour on ski.
