Should you really be able to RENT porn?

timmi

timmi

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i just got a job at a movie store that rents porn... and i swear to god, the first person to try and return porn...im just going to tell him to put it back on the shelf himself. i dont want to touch that!
 
your such a pussy.. let the man (or woman) beat it... maybe he doesnt have internet, or doesnt want to fuck his computer with porn and shit.

renting porn is hte greatest thing about being over 18. plus, there arent hour long vids on the web unless you pay for that shit.
 
say some 56yr old greasy fat fuck rents a jenna movie, jacks off, doesnt wash his hands touches the video case and the video then returns it? how fucked up is that. renting porn=gross
 
The one I work at got rid of the porn section. You'd have guys come in on dollar days and rent the movie and return it a few hours later. One of the regulars was a wicked creep and just shot his landlord in the chest with a shotgun yesterday.
 
You just wait until some father forgets to bring it back and you have to leave a message on the family's answering machine saying, "uhh, hello. Mr John Doe, you rented Anal fantasies 7 and haven't returned it. Please bring that back to the store or you'll be charged for it."
 
stop being such a pussy? i bet you there are millions of places you touch during a day where someone who has just beat off touches, you just dont think about it as much.
 
You know people don't was there hand immediately after right? So they are handling those DVD's a la mode. LOL
 
handling money all day is way more dirty than putting a porn dvd back on the shelf. grow some fucken balls. take the remote control in your living room for example. everyone touches it and how many times have your parents sat there and watched adults movies and fondled each other then touch teh remote then the next day you go and touch that remote then end up having to pick a kernel out of your teeth and with your dirty fingers in your mouth, your basically tasting your parents genitals. welcome to the real world man, everything is dirty
 
well thank you for making me hate everything about my home. but your a little late. movie store went out of business about 6 months ago.
 
^hahahahaah

on this note though,  wouldnt it be awful to think of the person who rented the movie before you doing the same thing..that would be enough for me to shut it off
 
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