Do you wanna stress the fuck out for 4 years straight, except in the summer, when you'll slave away at some shitty, unfulfilling "internship" where you'll learn 2343245435 ways to order the same goddamn drink at Starbucks?
Do you want to abuse your body by not sleeping for days at a time studying and writing papers, only to go out after it's all done and get ridiculously wasted on gut-rot liquor?
Do you want to have at least 1 STD scare, and lots of shitty drunken sex?
Do you think you can handle only skiing 20, 40, maybe 60 days a year on a cheap student pass?
Do you want absolutely no supervision at all, so you can do pretty much whatever, whenever?
If so, go to college. If not, uh, don't?
Take a year off though. Go skiing. Or surfing. Anything but school. Fuck, volunteer. Just take a year off.