Should all men sit down when peeing?

I always piss standing. Also i make sure to piss in the center of the bowl to make the loudest noise to exert my dominance. Also i have shy pisser syndrome so its hard for me to go in public bathrooms, idk why just cant sometimes.
 
I always sit down, come at me.

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the only time i just piss sitting down is in the early morning when im too tired to stand so i piss sitting down and close my eyes and wish i was sleeping.
 
I pee sitting down. Gives me time to relax and enjoy the feeling of emptying my bladder. Also gives me time to check twitter
 
dude same, at my ski hill there are no dividers between the stalls so small children look at my WEINER and it's really hard 2 p
 
always sitting. who knows, maybe i have a sneaky poop to squeeze out or maybe i want to check my phone. even just the privacy is nice
 
If you really wanna mix shit up, try sitting down on the toilet backwards, so your facing the reservoir, then take a poop like that. The nice slope of the bowl's front avoids serious back splash and chemikal transfer; and because it's at the front, the jet cleans up any skid marks on the flush.

 
This is true. But when I'm feeling a little bit green, and want to save a square; or the squares on the roll are simply getting low, then this is the next best option.
 
How is that even possible? I usually have to put my hands on the wall behind the toilet and do the plank.
 
What's the point?

That's a lot of extra effort for a less than a minute piss. Also in public place why the fuck would you want to sit down vs. pissing outside, in a urinal, or even in a toilet but standing up.

 
I only do it at home because it is comfortable and I'm the only one who uses the toilet. I used to sit down at public places, but that was when I was a little naive 6 year old, like 12 years ago. I now stand up everywhere except my own bathroom.
 
it sounds nice, but be honest you know it doesnt work. the seat is shaped for sitting forward, and there are gonna be smears on the porcelain shore no matter how many times you flush.switch 2's are just a fantasy
 
Sometimes I piss standing down for the sole purpose of being able to use my phone whilst doing so. And often when I do that I sit for far too long and end up pooping. Yup.
 
The only time I piss sitting down is when I'm sick. One time while I was sick I made the mistake of getting up quickly and taking a standing piss. I got a head rush mid piss and blacked out. Not exactly my proudest moment.
 
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