Shotgunning BEER

Nihiriju

Nihiriju

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Okey, so i am not trying to be a dick here or anythign but it appears that a lot of people here are really shitty at drinking, or just a bunch of posers when it comes down to game time. basically i was just reading some threads and there's a bunch of peopel who don't understand that it is humanly possible to drink an entire beer in under 2 seconds. So for anyone who lives in a cave and does not know how to shot gun a beer, here's your crash coarse.

-1st buy some extra potent beer like wild cat (6.1%) this gets you extra fucked and your shotgunning beers in the first place so that you get fucked. MAKE SURE ITS IN CANS!

-2nd take a knife, or a a pair of keys or somehting and turn the beer sideways then cut a square whole between 1cm square and 1 inch square......fold in or take out the metal you cut out. if you have vampire teeth you can pop and cut the hole with your teeeth.

-3rd put your mouth over this hole and now put the can back to a vertical position....don't start drinking yet. get one hand ready to open the cap, count down open your throat nice and big, pop the cap, and then beer will just flow down your guzzard in a spray of glory.

its also bets to make sure this beer isn't too cold, as i find really codl beer fucks me up and i can't do ti right. mY firnd who is not a big guy or anything once did this 8 times in 30 mins, how his stomach held it i have no idea. my record is only 5 times in an hour....but there's only soo mcuh liquid your stomach can fit. ANYONE WHO has not shotgunned beofre, you have not lived or learned to drink properly at all until you have, so get your ass out there and do it right now. i am posting this cuz soome peeps where leik you can drink 12 once and hard bar at once, thats like driking a full beer....well you can most definatly do both.
 
1 square inch??? Are you mad...?? You'd get half of it down your front, no wonder your buddy did 8 in half an hour, he was only actually drinking a quater of the beer, you need to come down to NZ and learn how to do it properly, the smaller the hole, the more pressure and the faster and better you get the beer, oh, and then it doesn't all go down your top either, real man actually get the beer in their mouth...
 
i siad inches cuz i really don't knwo how big that is ( Canada is metirc and its sick), and his werer ef not hat big cuz hes the guy who cuts em open wiht his teeth, and it was not on his front, he prety clean, i let him do it in my living room i trusted him soo much.
 
yes beer bongs are fun unless you get foam in it. then it sucks. you cant stop once you start which makes it fun.
 
I fuckin shotgun all the time. I actually have a lady friend I always race with, she can seriously put away some beer.

She's hot too.
 
shot gunning is fun but we always get beer all over theplace when we are trashed, im a fan of the beer/druink bong, I bong 50/50 screwdrieer
 
there's also torpedoing, but i don't remeber how to do that. i think you put a bendy straw in your beer, and then drinkit and the starw lets the air in....... but its doens't seem as wicked to me.
 
jesus christ your an idiot. just take a nail, punch it through the bottom or side and chug. Geez you go around calling others posers and you don't even know how to properly do it yourself.
 
sorry^ here are the correct steps:

1.take a sharp object and make a hole on the bottom or close to the bottom of can.

2. Place lips over hole.

3. Yank tab and chug.

If it works right the beer will rush out and should be gone in about 10-12 seconds.
 
Jesus. Thank you.

Just 'cause you're some 17 year old kid who shotgunned his first beer last week doesn't make you some fucking badass. And shitty kitty? Give me a fucking break, not only is 6.1 not all that strong (get some 8% shit if you really want to swallow bricks), but it's more expensive and complete shite.

Threadstarter needs to stop talking himself up until he's a real drunk (or alcoholic, if you're into meetings).
 
wow thats a long time to shotgunn ive seen it done in about 3secs! usually its a consitne 5seces. There was a vid on college humor with a guy bonging a 500 bottle of straight capitain. A great thing is pressurized beer bongs,. its on my list of things to do this summer,alonmg with distilling my own vodka
 
i know the engequeers at the uni have a beerbong pressurised with a bike pump but ive never tried one, i wonder how much air you would get, thats the hardest part of beerbonging, not puking from doing too many not from booze but from air.
 
shut gunning gets old and boring once you grow pubes and reach high school. It really doesn't deserve a thread since at college even chicks do it
 
maybe im just old fashioned by like to drink my beer like a normal person. you're gonna get just as fucked up in the long run
 
keyword being "longrun" some ppl driink to get drunk, others drink to enjoy the taste, others a mix of each.
 
that is the slowst shot gunning method ever, a proper shot gun should be gone in under 6 seconds no matter what. As for wild cat being the beer of choice for us, its the cheepest, and they don't seel bull max or black label supreme or anythign harder at the BCL here, so thats pretty much our top choice. Also i did not make this thread to be liek hey, i'm cool i just found shotgunning, i made it because there was a bunch of idiots who didn't think you could drink beer or other beverages this fast....so this is how you do it.
 
my friend jonah can do it by biting the can in one fluid motion. he just brings a sealed can to his mouth and 3 seconds later its empty.
 
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