Short Roomate Rant

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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My roomate is a great kid, hes fun not a nerd and all that other shit. Problem is that he gets me in trouble all the time. Last night I was doing chem homework and him and 2 girls were drinking. RA comes in we get busted for alcohol. I was like I am doing homework! RA says my eyes are blood shot (actually from contacts) and a beer was next to my desk. (my roomate hid it there). So fuck! $25 fine, probabtion for the rest of the year, have to go to an AA meeting, and on top of that they call my parents. I also have 8:30 class every morning, my roomate comes in at 2:30 am usually, loud as fuck and turns on a movie... full blast. He never goes to class and never does anything with his life. I can't take it anymore

 
fucken beat his ass man

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
hahah you just sat there and took the blame and fine and AA meeting. stand up for yourself. fucking make the RA give you a breathalizer. blow in his face, do soemthing man geeze. its college now and you will get ur ass handed to you if you keep acting 10

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
Hahahah fuck that. Appeal that shit in whatever way you have to.

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Look at the world, look at this hell, look at the hate that we've made. Look at the final product, a world in slow decay.

 
... hey, stop being such a tight-ass, fight that charge and do your work elsewhere if you have to... or go drinking with the dude after you get your work done. if you're going to be guilty by association, might as well be guilty in the first place!

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Puttin the 'O' back in C untry

"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
no your not dude, you werent doing shit but studying your a freshmen and your RA is gonna give you shit cuz hes obviously a cock. stand up and sit him down

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
holmes you gotta appeal that they cant get you with guilty by association, its your fuckin room too what if he was having gay sex would they get you with association with that too? NOPE so just make your case and tell them you werent doing anything

 
dont do the crime if you cant do the time

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
wow you got a fine and AA meeting and what-not for drinking in the dorms? I've been written up twice already, all they do is fill out some "contact card" then i go talk to my RA and it's all good... shitty though, sorry man, but you gotta do what you gotta do, don't just give in and take that shit

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
if you're bitching about your roomate this early.. good luck.

fight it or accept it.. which is easier?

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Puttin the 'O' back in C untry

"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
um my suite mate went out of town for the weekend, her alarm went off for 5 HOURS!! it was on the loudest it could go too, it would switch from the hella annoying alarm beep and like really bad fussy radio. ugh it sucked, she feels she always has to lock her door and like this morning i was late for class cause she took a 30 min shower and locked me out of the bathroom.

oh and 2 of my suitemates brought home a fucking CAT! we live in a dorm... i don't do cats...

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
That's pretty strange how you called your roomate a great guy and not a nerd then totally bashed him and said he was going nowhere in life.

Anywho that really blows. Might as well try to fight it as best as you can.

Also.... was the beer in your room? That's really wierd because at my Rez (I'm from Kanata) the room is concidered private property so we are allowed to drink as long as its not in the hallways or anything. Is it different tin the States?

 
damn that sucks, all that they do at my school is pour the alchoal out if it is in a can, bottle or anything glass. It needs to be in a plastic mug with a lid. They dont even care about your age, i have been asked once and i told me i was of age(which is 19 in Ontario, I am 18, with a good fake id) but the only time they give you shit is for glass bottles. But i must say i am lucky my roomamte is clean, but he is 26(8 years older than me) and never around, but he cooks his super at 2am and has set the firealarm off in our room many of times already. Hopefully you can get a room change with your problem or maybe he wont be around next semester

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass
 
He is probably in the states were the drinking age is 21 and he is probably underage. Our RA doesnt care as long as he doesnt see it hear it or smell it!

if you download(ski movies) them your computer gets aids and buttfucks you

-lax-

 
yeah Dix is the man. that does suck tho man.

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tj maxx is the salvation army for ski equipment

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slap it

suck it

and

fuck it
 
thats gay, appeal that shizat

- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

Ben Harper
 
thats shitty man, me and my buddy threw a kegger in our floors washroom, and make our floor fellow (i guess thats like your RA's or whatever) do kegstands with us. that washroom saw a lot of shit, we took a few jamacian showers in there too

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It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
Even if he isn't over 21, if it's private property isn't he allowed to have it on rez? Maybe my RA (we call them Don's at least at my rez) is just really relax compared to others.

 
They called your parents? How old are you? They can’t legally do that if you are over 18.

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The only rich people who are truly lucky are the ones who win the lottery.

-Apple

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub**
 
buy some shitty weed put it in his dresser and tell RA he has weed and were u put it in his dresser

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
my ra lets me drink in my room with mad kids, its pretty sick but i think he's pissed at me because i had some friends up and they crashed in the lounge, one of them puked everywhere adn the other ripped down the curtains to use as a "blanket" so i gotta watch out

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fuck dorms. whats the point of goin to college if you not even allowed to fuckin drink in your room. im gettin my own apartment when i start next month

NS royal gangstar

 
hahahaha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
dude they cant do anything without a breathalizer or sobrity test, u should sue that mutha fuckin RA

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
 
Wrong. It you are violating residence hall policy they can punish you.

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The only rich people who are truly lucky are the ones who win the lottery.

-Apple

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub**
 
I am not the bitch college kid fucker. I drink and party and shit but I also get my work done. I am pre-med so I gotta do my shit dick.

 
i had a super shitty room mate...i would've rather had one who got me in trouble like that, mine was the kinda kid who would grow up to be a serial killer, and he loved star trek. he was probably the most awkward person i'd ever met

my school overbooked the dorms and needed people to move out, since i only live 20 minutes away from school, i moved back home, got the money from the dorms and my meal plan back, and 500 bucks on my student id...and i get a king sized bed, and actual food now

-Jeff
 
oh i thought it was more involved with cops or somthing

what's up now bitch

"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
 
jsut tell your parents what really happened, and why the hell is thsui kid at college anyway

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. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure" - scientist

 
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