Short, pointless, angry rant.

doritos

doritos

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I've been skiing and functioning with a broken thumb for two weeks now.

I have a super shitty cast on my dominant hand that makes everything

1000x more annoying... and today I fell and probably broke my other

thumb. It's still swollen to shit after twelve hours of Ibuprofen and icing. So I'll be double-casting it. I best be getting mad sympathy

points from the bids or else I'll probably kill myself trying to zip up

my fucking fly or something. Christ.

/rant
 
Thats too bad, I remember seeing the old jackass where Johnny Knoxville had two casts on and would go around asking random people if they could zip up his fly.

 
damn that blows sorry to hear that man. but i gotta agree with the johnny know thing, it does look pretty badass

+k
 
Think how slowly the fat kid in your group moves after a blunt. You're just now beginning to grasp the agonizing slowness of nearly every aspect of my life as a temporary cripple.
 
Atleast your not on crutches. But if you were I would really feel sorry for you. Two broken thumbs and crutches.
 
i dont think i could ever be on crutches with dual casts. is prob opt for a wheel chair cause those are so much fun to mess around on. but that would still suck
 
not being a dick but ive seen a photo of you biking, dont know if this is old or what but im hoping you were exaggerating about the whole arm permanently not working thing...
 
i came up short on a 25 ft. road gap. broke radius and ulna. couldnt operate for 5 days because i have a low platelet count (30,000). fucked shit up.
 
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dude, that sucks about your thumbs

and charmander about your arm...

but what are the details of your arm now? like other than you got a skin graft or something... is it bent or completely immobile?
 
for some reason i had you at 4 karma, now its 0 because of how stupid that comment was.
i also typed this with no thumbs.
 
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