Short Ass Mother Fuckers

[cool_catskier]

how many of you kids are under 5'5, im 5'5 and i consider myself a short ass mother fucker. how tall is simon dumont? tell me your highth

 

[BCKicker540]

well im 5'6'' which is still short as hell and I hate it, everyone's taller than me

 

[eheath]

im 5'7" shortest of all my friends, i used to be taller than everyone cause ive been 5'7" since like 7th grade, but not anymore...

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

yeah im 5'7... i wish i was a little taller

 

[cool_catskier]

yeah, well im proud of my stature, i consider myself sortof like sam wise gamgie, or a little like frodo.

 

[t3shellvenom]

im 5'10

 

[Petecanski]

I'm 6'2 but most of my friends are taller than me. I'm the short one.

 

[Adamskinick]

5'11 over here.

 

[1440ski]

I am 5'10 And all my friends are about the same hieght

 

[Kev-Hal]

5'2" 215 Lbs.

 

[iheartskiing7]

im 5' 7''...tallest of my friends

 

[B-Har406]

haha you fatty^ jokes jokes yea well 5'8

 

[KeegLove]

Matty. IS A MIDGET!

 

[r.w]

5' 2 bitches!

 

[bret]

i'm 5'3" and it's dope down here.

 

[CTD]

im 5'9"-5'10", 165 lbs. pretty normal.

 

[Arabian.]

5'11, age 15, 145 pounds. Booyah.

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

^shit dude, you must be skinny as shit. shit

 

[rynmartn]

im like almost 6 2 and no joke only weight like 150 righ now.... but i've been sick for over a week so ya know...

 

[watchme450tobox]

u dumb bitches.... grow u dumb fuks. im like 6ft. 2 and i gots a big black kind cobra to shove up u guys motha fukaz bums bitches.. now say somethin cause my cobraz ready 2 strike and that shitz like a supa soaker

 

[brogilvie]

I wish i was a little bit taller. i wish i was a baller. I wsih I had a girl that looked good I would call her.

peice.

 

[danoliver]

skee lo?

 

[whashisface]

I'm 5" 3'. I'm nineteen as well so not much more growing to do! Wish I was 52 5' at least.

 

[=nick=]

i'm 5'6 and 16, so perhaps ill get a lil taller. shortest of all my friends.

 

[tweaksrock]

Im 4'8 and im 13 so stop all your complaning lol

 

[Ski_Punx]

Iam 6 ft 3

and Vincent Dorion is what like 5 ft 3 ?

He's a short as MO fo' too eh?

 

[chapz]

im 5'7 and 14

 

[Edward.]

im 5'1 and 120 lbs

 

[skiingmcmurray]

i am 6,2 i wish i was 5,8 skis are bnitch to find, and when u spin u have to be a ball in the air or else it is quite penis

 

[boardz11]

im 6'2" but when i ski with my friend i feel short bc hes 6'5"

 

[skidemon22]

word to that. though im 5'10".

 

[Galin]

im 5'1, 100lbs and 15 years old

 

[lalalalaura]

...I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala.....

 

[snoopy]

6'1 here.

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

alot of you short kids are yougn tho and youll grow.

 

[lyndon]

hahahah, 5 feet even represent!!! 102 lbs!!!

 

[dom_uk]

6'3 n 190 pounds

 

[AppSkier]

5'10" 155 lbs

 

[user098123]

Try 6'0, age 17, 125 pounds...

 

[attitashfreestyle29]

im about 3'4 250

 

[nickmiles]

5'5, 120. with a raging 6 pack. i aint no peewee. bring it

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

^probably your ribs....everyone thats skinny has a 6 pack but its a pussy one most tf the time. not actual bulging muscle

 

[JayDope]

5'10 16 yrs old 140lbs n proud

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

5'10 150 and 15...got you beat

 

[ItsPhil]

5'7 210, 31 years old, now what

 

[rynmartn]

wow ahmet or the other one is 5 10 now? guess yer midget days are over. u average..person...yea,

 

[Park_Rider_435]

I'm 5'3

 

[4ss4ssin]

im a big mather fucker at 6'8.5''

I LOOK SO AKWARD WHEN I SKII!

 

[4ss4ssin]

on skiis on 6 10

 

[SSteezle]

5'4 115lbs

 

[Calrin]

5'6''