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I dont shop life nor do most of my freands (Ahmet). But anyways i was at a campfire a while back and this one chick was talking about how her and her freand allmost got caught shoplifting. As she was talking about some thing, i lened over to my freand and asked him if evey girl shoplifts. Well he siad all of the girls that where at the campfire do, this was like 4 or 5. And apprently also do alot of other girls, and probly guys. Is this the case where you live or just by white trash town.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

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My town is half white trash who wish they lived in the ghetto and hicks who for some reson also wish they lived in the gehtto

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
My town is half white trash who wish they lived in the ghetto and hicks who for some reson also wish they lived in the gehtto

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
hehe, no shoplifting here... but, i live in a pretty wealthy area cause i live right near a medical center so all the doctors live around and have lots of $$.

-Jason

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i got ratted out by this bitch for shoplifting, here's her number, (530) 587-4619. everyone call her and harrass her, her name is Hannah Wilson

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andy your school is not white trash dude, u have one of the better(non trashykids) schools around here, come to wayne county, i bet u would flip out,

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Like every chick here shop lifts, not many guys tho... if i was a girl id steel, they need make up, lip gloss, like so much more shit then us its gets lots of money

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did you hear about that guy that got sent to prison for life in florida because he stole $20 worth of stuff? the judge didnt want to do it but he had to because of the repeat offender laws.

ive never shoplifted and only know a couple of people that have.

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some chick i knwo did on the grad trip.. but lied her way out of it... then was valedictoring... bitch...

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im a chick i dont shoplift.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
i know guys that shoplift, but i know a surprising amount of girls that shoplift too, especially makeup for some reason

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i dont hafta shoplift...im just too got-damn sexy

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one time when i was little my mom wouldnt buy me some baseball cards so i said 'fine I'll just take them' then as i was walking away my mom said it was stealing and i remembered stealing was bad so i put them back. That is about as close as i've ever come. I knew a kid that went to jail for breaking into school and stealing a bunch of stuff though.

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Most of my friends don't shoplift, but one of them does like crazy. He steals a lot of clothes, even sometimes from his own store he works at. He was even talking about stealing an exhaust from a car at a dealership. When hes older hes gonna be like those guys on that movie -Gone in Sixty Seconds.

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jibberkid69 - you got caught shoplifting and want people to harrass the person who caught you.

You, are an idiot. Hope you keep on getting busted!

 
When I was 12 or somewhere around that. My cousin and I shoplited the hell out of a grocery store.

I do not know why, but I grabbed about 80 lighters. I stuffed them in my pants.

My cousin grabbed about 10 boxes of condoms.

We were walking outside and security was all over us.

It was pretty funny, we had to get pictures taken holding up the stuff that we stole.

They took a picture of him holding up all the condoms that he stole and posted it all over the store.

I laughed for days.

I wrote a huge letter to the court and got out of everything, He on the other hand spent the night in juvy. hahaha, he roomed with some kid that killed his parents.

My cousin used to be a nut, One time he walked into an a gast station's little store, It couldn't have been any larger than 50 feet and the cashier was right in the center with cameras all over. One of my cousin's was talking to him distracting him while the other DUMPED HUGE cartons of candy, cartons of cigarettes and grabbed drinks, threw them into his pants and jacket. and walked away.

he got away clean.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
shit, i thought there was a lot more shoplifting around than there appears to be, from this thread. i havent taking anything major, sticker for my car, lollies and shit-i only have when i'm broke and i havent in ages tho. some of my mates do some bigger stuff - bongs, ps2 games, cd's and shit.

-What

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all the money i make in to porn industry with my 3 foot penis, i dont neeed to shoplisft.

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i used to shop lift untill i was about 5 years old. then i realized taht i can get put in jail for it. i put candy in my pants. my school is the skankiest school in america by far

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
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when i was 5 me and my lil bro would grab bags of candy and stuff em down our pance now i only do it every so often if im at someplace and i dont have money but i live like 10 miles from any store so i cant really shop lift a lot...

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i have never shoplifted only school cafeteria lifted

me: what the hell is that?

sister:its a boat u dumbass

me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
 
i stole rubber ants from a store one time when i was 7 and put them in my sisters bed before she went to sleep....:-)

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i steal 12 packs from the shell mart daily. helps when you friend is the cashier

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about 10 different kids(all boys) would steal snacks from the cafeteria, so one day the school took away snacks for eveybody. see...shoplifting is bad for everyone

 
I only know of a few chicks that shoplift and they are messed up already - heavy into lots of drugs and such, dropped outta school etc. But back in middle school when we had ski club, there was a crew of 15 or so boys that used to steal food from our lil resort, then they got caught, then they got kicked outta ski club. Chicks aren't the only ones that do it and not all of them do it, I don't and many others that have said so on here too.

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my friend had a friend that worked at CVS, so he would go in there and buy a pack of cigs, and the kid would give him a carton. another time another buddy of mine tried to buy a bowl in a headshop, and he got carded, and he played it off and said he left his wallet at home, so the girl asked him for his birthday and he made one up, but the made up birthday made him only 17. dumbass. so he went to look at the bowls some more, and no one was in the room, so he took one and walked out.

-chris
 
yeah i cant go back to any wal marts legally til next october cuz they caught me stealing gummi worms, it was funny as fuck man

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i know only a few girls who dont steal, but me and my friends steal food from everywhere, its so damn overpriced especially at the mountain

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I never steal from stores, only like the school cafeteria or ski area cafeteria.

And I dont even feel bad doing it, when they charge 2.00 for a single bag of skittles.

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wow this thing is back from the dead i dont even rember stating it, and Bristolrider shop lifts gay looking headbands.

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

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i stole a pack of juicy fruit when i was 6. i'm a badass.

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i know a lot of guys that shoplift

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if girls do that here its just to look cool,that and talking extra loud on cell phones so people hear them

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